Peter Vs MT Rushmore (the prequel)

Beginnings

Peter awoke from his slumber, his hair was scattered around hit pillow. He sat up quickly, and looked around. He was alone in the room. 

"I think she's in the kitchen" peter thought. He got up and walked to the kitchen, where he found it. Lois was hanging from the kitchen lights. "NOOOOOOO, WHO COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING like THIS." He ran into his bedroom, and grabbed his sword: DEVIL SWORD SPARTA. Peter busted through the wall, and saw a hooded figure running from his home. Peter like a normal person, ate out of the trash can then chased them down, luckily Peter was on quicksilver so he easily caught up. He removed the hood only to find HIS EX: MT RUSHMORE!!! He ran away out of fear. As he was running away,  he ran into his neighbors trash can. There it was, THe legendary sword, the sword that sealed away MT RUSHMORE; SPUNGEBOB POPSICLE! So peter headed for mt Rushmore.