Pin was taking a nice little stroll when GB showed up.... OOPS
GB starts talking loudly. "I HAVE A NEW INVENTION THAT'LL MAKE YOU GROW BIG BIG B I G. LIKE 800 FEET TALL- but I need a test subject."
Pin looks at Golfball, giving him a weird look "and?"
Goldball said, "and you're the test subject. 😈"
Snowball was walking by, not saying any thing and just giving a discombobulated look, walking.
Pin just looks a little nervous "oh no no no NO I am not. But over there may be a good place! It's a remote location to test and OH MY A NEW TEST SUBJECT! 😍 c o I n y! I'm sure he would LOVE to be tall. 800 feet or whatever the fuck you said"
GB does a plain laugh, "Ha ha ha ha!" And walks over there.
Pin dissappears into black hole and dies ✨️
GB walks over to Coiny, who was ambling, looking around and waiting for something to happen.
"COINY! UR MY TEST SUBJECT!" AND HE PULLS OUT A NEEDLE.
Coiny said "needy?" AND GETS SLAPPED BY NEEDLE WHO APPEARS IN THE AIR! "DoNt CaLl Me NeEdY!!¡1!1¡¡!¡! GRRrrRRrRRRrrrr" Golfball just waits for whatever happening to stop as needY- I MEAN NEEDLE. flows away in the wind but gets eaten by a bird who CHOPS HER WHOLE and uh... yea- yk?
Golfball starts again. "ANYWAYS! It's YOUR lucky day you fabulous peice of junk metal or whatever the fuck you are. Now gimme that arm 😈" "Ok:)" gives GB his arm and GB puts the test stuff whatever thing jn Coinys arm with his... non existent arm???? And uhh..??? Grabs(?) A ray gun thing and BLASTS coiny with it. Making the arm numb. "Aw." Coiny said upsettingly(?) (If that's a word) And golfball laughs "GROW MY CHILD! GROW-" He gets cut off-...
"Excuse you I'm a M A N." "....bitch you ruined the moment. ANYWAYS HAHA oh wait OH SHIT."
"???" Golfball was staring at coinys legs as they start in inflate like a balloon. He was Turning THICK. but that's not all 😔 HIS ARMS DO THE SAME THING- and yes he was growing but his legs and arms were just... GROWING FASTER... THEN ALL THE SUDDEN HIS COIN PART OR WHATEVER STARTS TO BREAK (metal can break now ig) AND COINY SCREAMS IN PAIN- but I don't think coins have blood so no blood? Ig. COINY YELPS AS A CRACK SPEADS ACROSS HIS BODY AND BOOM! HE EXPLODES IN GBS FUCKING FACE.
GB sits there with that black ash smog shit whatever on his face, has a blank expression and sighs. "Welp. I need a new test subject-" and walks away ^^
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FanfictionOk, Idk why I'm making this it's just to make random stupid shit so yea.... uh Very random. It's just stupid shit that comes to mind (NOT WORTH READING unless you enjoy it which I highly doubt. Mostly supposed to be to my friends but ok.