Jackass behind the scenes

Fun times

Final TW for Lemon content

Johnny had been planning a fun night for him and a couple of his buddies from jackass. Recently, him and steveo decided to date since they had strong feelings for each other, they wanted to get into the others pants. This night he had planned was not just to see his beloved, but also to hook up the other members.

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As expected, Johnny and steveo were very close to each other, slowly rubbing and speaking sweetly to one another. "Hey Johnny." Bam broke the silence, and their intimate moment. "Yea Bam?" Johnny turned from his love, slightly embarrassed. "I can tell you two are wanting to get down and dirty with each other, and Ryan hasn't had any action from anyone for awhile, so I decided to bring a few toys." Bam spoke loudly. Steveo's eyes grew wide, "What type of toys Bam?" Bam smirked, "Just some ass and dick toys." Ryan's head practically spun, "Seriously Bam?! You better not of brought your disgusting dildos!" "I did," he reached into his backpack and pulled it out halfway, "I also brought a few cock rings and anal beads." "Well toss me the dildo at least, me and steveo want to try it before you lovebirds do." Johnny chuckled. Bam threw it at his face, giving a sexy grin to Ryan. "I'm gonna shove these anal beads so far up your fucking butt Ryan." Bam growled. "I mean if they are doing it then we can." Ryan replied. Johnny pulled his "totally straight" shirt off, revealing his well built torso. Steveo watched in awe, "Wow Johnny, you are so sexy." He pressed his hands to his firm chest, stimulating his nipples. Johnny blushed, "Thanks baby, why don't you pull those pants down so this dildo can find the way to your ass?" Steveo listened, getting completely naked. Whilst that was happening, Bam and Ryan were touching each other in their naughty places, nude. "Oh Brandon your ass is so fat." They groaned together. "Oh Phillip, be gentle..." Steveo whined, leaning onto the bed. Johnny smothered the sex toy in lube, making it easier for Steveo to take in. He placed a cold, veiny hand onto his butt cheek, dildo in other, spreading it to one side. Johnny began pushing the dildo into his ass, causing groans of displeasure to escape from Steveo. Switching back to Bam and Ryan, Bam had successfully shoved half of the anal beads into his rectum. "Oh my God! It hurts but feels so good at the same time!" Ryan gripped onto the carpet of the floor they were on. "Oh yeah? You like that Ryan?! Here let me give you a little more." Bam pushed the object further up Ryan's butt, very quickly. Ryan yelled, "Ow it fucking burns!" To show even more affection to him, Bam let out a piss he had held in all day onto Ryan's back. "Ew what the fuck Bam!" He screamed, shooting up, feeling the pee slide further down into his butt crack. Ryan kicked Bam, using his fingers to extract the anal beads currently lodged in his ass. "What you freaking about, don't you like pee?!" Bam snickered. "I do, in my mouth!" Ryan rolled his eyes, turning his attention to Johnny and Steveo. Steveo was bouncing on the dildo in his butt, while deeply making out with Johnny. "Oh fuck Johnny, you taste so good!" Steveo groaned as he licked his pearly whites. To add and interfere, Bam shot a rubber band from his bag at Johnny's face. "Ow, what the hell was that?!" Johnny shrieked. "Oh nothing, just a rubber band." Bam smirked. Johnny just glared at him. "We should all do something with those cock rings." Steveo grabbed the attention of everyone. "Let's have a little competition to see who can spray cum the furthest, sounds like something Knoxville would come up with." Bam added. And that's what they did, for an hour they tested who could shoot sperm the longest distance. Surprisingly, Johnny won.

Authors note: I know it gets disgusting at the end I'm sorry, also if there are any Johnny Knoxville lovers reading this and you haven't heard his amazing Wham! cover on his Instagram please give it a listen, its probably the best thing I've ever heard :)