You're a prisoner on death's row at the conformatorium for a crime you didn't commit. You are also the most dangerous criminal on the boiling isles nearly rivaling the owl lady in bounty. it's your last night alive when you hear the voice of a girl...
(This is more of Y/n being an 'Chaotic Neutral' being)
Hijinx 1:
So Y/n had learned about these things called plungers .(I'm not sure if they're in TOH but here they are now.) After watching Spider-man and seeing Amity's mom being an manipulative bitch, he decided to annoy Odalia Blight.
Inspired by this:
(P.S I won't be doing Suction Cup Man 4)
The sound of suction cups could be heard on the Blight Manor.
Stella Goetia- I mean Odalia Blight inspects the house then looks out the window. Then she sees something that both angers and confuses her.
Odalia: Hey stop climbing my manor with suction cups!
We turn to see Y/n in an blue jumpsuit with an parachute on his back.
Like Odalia said he was climbing her house with Suction cups.
Y/n: Fuck you I'm climbing your manor with suction cups!
Odalia: Why my manor ?!
Y/n: Why not your manor ?!
Odalia: You're smudging my windows, asshole !
Y/n: I'll smudge your windows all I want! LOOK AT ME GO!
Odalia: Go suction cup someone else's manor !
Y/n: That sounds very suggestive.
Odalia: Suck my dick! Get off my manor!
Y/n: What are you, an man ?!
Odalia: It's an expression! Get the FUCK off my house!!!!!
Y/n: No! fuck you!
Odalia: Fuck you! What's your name ?!
Y/n: Suction cup man!
Odalia: My Ass! What's your REAL name ?!
Y/n: (Sings) Suction cup man! Look at me go!
Odalia: Get off my manor this instant!
Y/n: I can't!
Odalia: Why the hell not ?!
Y/n: I can't go down I can only go up!
The blonde witch (Erghm Karen) is visibly confused
Odalia: Huh ?!
Y/n: I got to reach the top and move back down!
Odalia: You can't just turn around ?
She makes an turn around hand gesture to simulate her question.
Y/n: I can't! what are you ? Stupid ?!
Odalia: It can't be that hard.
Y/n: I don't see you climbing your manor with suction cups.
Odalia glares at the silver haired witch for an good few seconds then moves somewhere else. This leaves Y/n confused
Y/n: What are you doing ?
The Blight comes back out now with two plungers in each hand.
Odalia: I have plungers.
Y/n: Oh this is getting real!
Odalia: I'm coming for you, bitch!
Y/n: You are going to die!
Odalia: Fuck you! Watch me!
Completely beyond reason Odalia takes an running start out the windows and sticks an plunger to her own home.
However due to lack of exercise, she loses grip immediately and falls 45 ft to the ground. Y/n merely watches.
Y/n: You know for an rich person, you're pretty fucking stupid.
Odalia: (As she falls) Fuck you! I'll have you know that I have twelve diploma's from the top-
She was suddenly cut short as she fell on to an pile of bush. This knocks her out.
An pair of guards walking by saw her then yelled up to Y/n.
Guard 1: Hey! Get the fuck down!
Y/n: Suck my dick!
Guard 1: This is illegal!
Y/n: I know that but still fuck you anyways!
Guard: Well Fuck you!
Y/n: Fuck you!
Guard 1: FUCK YOU!
Y/n: Hey I wrote you an song.
The guard is visible confused by that.
Guard: Huh ?
Y/n: It goes a little something like this! (Strums a guitar he somehow has) FUCK YOU!
Having had enough of this, the guard looks to his partner.
Guard 1: Open fire.
The second guard traces a spell circle firing an fireball.
Y/n falls face first into the dirt.
When it seemed like he died, Y/n stood back up.
Y/n: Fuck you! You can't kill Suction Cup Man! LOOK AT ME GO!
The guards rather than chase after him looked impressed.
Guard 1: (Impressed) Well son of a bitch.
Speaking of an bitch, Odalia is still in her bush as a little blood seeps out.
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