It was getting hotter than normal in the Wild West, but I didn't know how much hotter it was going to become. I'm riding my stallion around the village, midday, yet hiding in the shadows. For I am none other than Cowboy Batman. My beautiful hat shading my eyes from the blazing sun. That was enough, I am tired of having to hide my eyes.
'YOU DAMN BASTARD!' I yell at the blasted sun. Staring straight at it to assert something. The sun wasn't happy with that, as that tin eating whore made my eyes burn. Had to shut em for a bit cause of that. 'BACK OFF YOU SLUT!'. Now that pissed off the crooked bastard. Damn broad made my vision fail me. That was the beginning of something special however, something I wasn't expecting to happen at all. 🦅
