Yamato's Adventures

The Adventure Begins!

It was a bright and sunny day in Konoha. The winds were blowing and kids were playing as the shinobi at the gate took a nap. But in one particular house things were a little different. Yamato was sitting with his wife Mei also known as former Mizukage but decided to step down after a few year after meeting Yamato. Mei and Yamato were currently arguing over a gallon of milk that had been spilled. Let us have a look shall we. "Mei what the hell! Yamato yelled as he looked at the spilled carton of milk. "Well this is not my fucking problem you were the one that spilled it!" Mei screamed back at her husband. Yamato then proceeded to walk out and slam the door behind him. Yamato then walked into town to cool his head a bit after what had just happened and as he did he saw Team 7 at Ichiraku Ramen arguing about something senseless. "Oi Sasuke Teme I bet I can eat more ramen than you bastard!" Naruto screamed loudly at Sasuke as Sakura shook her head at the two and raised her fist. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Sakura screamed and sent the two flying across Konoha into the Women's Hot Springs where lots of screaming was heard and Genitals were lost. Yamato decided he would keep walking as he wanted to keep his testicles today. Yamato continued to walk until he found the Konoha Supermarket where he was going to do some shopping for more milk and other various items.

 As he walked in he saw an Old Spice Body Wash advertisement posted on the stores window that said "FEEL THE POWER AMD BECOME A MAN WITH OLD SPICE BODY WASH!" Yamato thought to himself, Mei will love me if I use this. He then proceeded to run into the supermarket as fast as possible and grabbed a whole aisle full of Old Spice products. Yamato then bought all the milk in the store and proceeded to walk out while singing a song that nobody knew. When he reached outside he thought to himself, Why not test this out now, as he grabbed a can and sprayed it all over himself. "I HAVE THE POWER" Yamato yelled as he felt the Old Spice hit his skin. Yamato then proceeded to triple in strength and all the women near him turned their heads attracted to the wonderful smell. "Oh shit" He thought as the women neared him like zombies. "Wood Style Great Pillar Jutsu!" Yamato yelled as he was propelled high up for his escape. He then proceeded to jump down and land in the Uchiha District where he surprisingly saw Itachi Uchiha. Masturbating... "Oh yeah Shisui teleport my dick inside you" Itachi said as he fapped. Horrified by the scene Yamato ran away and kept running until he reached the Konoha Hospital where he saw Naruto and Sasuke walking out of the hospital with bandages all around their lower regions. "Thank god they were able to reattach my testicles" Naruto said to Sasuke as they contined to walk in pain. "Stupid Sakura" Sasuke muttered to himself. Yamato looked at the two boys and burst into laughter. Naruto and Sasuke turned around and punched Yamato in the face sending him crashing through the Hospital and into a strip club a few miles away. As Yamato got up he rubbed his head and looked at the dancers on the pole and blushed madly. Then a very beautiful blonde woman walked up to him and said "Hey baby see anything you like?" It's on the house tonight if you want'" she said as she winked at him. Yamato said yes and looked at her nametag which said Kim. As they walked into the back room Yamato couldn't help but notice a bulge in the "womans" lower area. As he continued to look he realized the horrifying truth. Kim was a Jim. "Fuck this shit!" Yamato yelled as he ran out of the strip club and back to his house.

As he burst through the door he noticed Mei looking out the window sighing to herself. He walked uo behind her and put his arms around her. "Hey Babe" he said into her ear. Mei giggled and kissed him on the cheek. "So what happened today then with you?" Mei asked while staring at him. Yamato then dropped to the floor whimpering and curled up into a ball. "I don't even need to ask" Mei said as she sighed and walked into the kitchen. Yamato then realized there are much worse things than getting mad over some spilled milk.

The End.

By NatsuSwagneel

Thanks for reading my first fic guys. Its crappy so don't judge but please review! Thanks! :)