The adventures of Ranboo and Salamander!!!!

Chapter 1.

It was 2:45 PM when it happened,but let's rewind to this morning.

The clock was ringing,it was 6:35 AM "RANBOO,YOUR CLOCK IS RINGING WAKE UP!!"His mum said.Ranboo wakes up and turns off their clock.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY MUM??"Ranboo yells

"I SAID TO TURN OFF YOUR CLOCK"Mum yells

"OH.THANKS!!"Ranboo yells

Ranboo gets into a hawaiian short sleeved jacket with a gray pokemon shirt on the bottom of the hawaiian jacket and jorts,then he walks down stairs and tried to walk out the door

"Hey!Rany your not leaving till you have breakfast."Mum says

"Please mum, I need to go."Ranboo says

"Here have this when you walk."Mum says

"Mum, I have a mask,how am I going to eat this?"Ranboo says

"Shove it under the mask."Mum says

"Alright thanks mum,ill be going now,buh-bye"

"See you next month love."

"See you"

Ranboo walks out the door and starts to walk in the world of pokemon

But then a guy jumps in front of them,it's his bully.

"Hey dork,"he says,"how bout you show your face???"the bully says

"I don't feel comfortable doing that."Ranboo says

"That means you're ugly under that uglier mask."the bully say

"Shut up Mike, no one cares about you."Ranboo says

"Scared to cuss,bitch?"Mike says

"No,I just don't cuss,"Ranboo says,"can I enjoy my bagel?"

"Yeah,how about you show me your PrEtTy LiTtLe FaCe?"

"Can you just punch me already?"

"Yeah,Mike says,"how bout i take your mask this time"

"What the actual fuck,thats so fucking messed up"

"Finally you cuss,Mike says"then i'll be going."

Mike walks across the street and opens his door

"Finally that prick is gone."Ranboo says and starts to walk and eating.

About 30 mins later hes there,at the place to get your pokemon.they walk in,he sees their childhood hero,Dr.Charlie the pokemon keeper 

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!"Ranboo yells

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,"Dr.Charlie screams,"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE"

"The door was unlocked and its pokemon day"

"Oh i forgot that,well maybe next time dont scare the fuck out of me cause i will scream"

"Sorry,"Ranboo said"WHATS MY POKEMON???

"You have 2 choices,Haunter(a dildo) or a Salamander?"Dr.Charlie says

"SALAMANDER!!!"Ranboo yells

"Wowie zowie,you said that fast"

"Salamanders are my favorite pokemon."

"Here,when you start you get 20 free pokeballs"

"Where do i put the balls,"Ranboo asked"Thats sounds wrong"

"PFFFFFFFF"

Dr.Charlie falls to the ground laughing

"YOU CAN'T BE ON THE GROUND LAUGHING OVER BALLS,"Ranboo yells,"YOU ARE 24 YEARS OLD AND STILL LAUGHING ABOUT BALLS"

Chapter 2 coming soon!!!