The Lorax x Shrek 🤪🤞🏾

I speak for the trees 🌳😍

Shrek was drinking at a bar because him and Fiona was having a fight just a hour ago

                                   *flashback*

"SHERK WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH 6 WOMEN AND ONE IS A MAN?!!!?!?" Fiona yelled in furry 

"Woman you have to understand he has a bigger dick then you and his cum is yum yum in my tum tum"  sherk spoke out with pride

"I have a AVERAGE size ding dong it's two inches"Fiona says well pulling out a ruler to measure

"You know what I don't need this I'll have my pickle tickled else where 😤" sherk said

                             *end of flashback*

Now sherk was sitting there alone drinking some good ole beer with jiafei product wap playing in the background. Then he looked to his side and saw a big fat badonkedonk .

The Lorax pov: lorax went to a bar to drown his sorrows because the once-ler had cut his last and finale tree and his B̷A̷L̷L̷S̷.  He walked into the bar and noticed a empty seat next to Sherk. He looked at the man who was very handsome looked like he could tickle pickles real well 😏 . He went and had a seat next to the handsome strong big man .

"Mind if I join you?~" The Lorax said seductively while doing the dis-knee lips

"Go ahead"he said smirking sus seductively UwU

"My wife kicked me out because she had a small ding dong" Sherk said while scratching his B̷A̷L̷L̷S̷

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