Loud House Experience Chapter 4

Chapter 13

Back with the Klingons and myself, we were having a discussion on why they were here.

Me: Nuqjatlh are tlhih doing nadev?
Klingon captain: Nuqjatlh's 'oh to tlhih strange dep 'ej qatlh do tlhih sov our hol?
Me: Toh 'oh's because tlhih're an unknown duj out in deep logh qatlh else would jih tlhob tlhih nuqjatlh tlhih're doing?
Klingon captain: Ok, fair mevyap mah are the tlhingan segh 'ej mah are a duj of rogue tlhingan beings 'e' neh neh roj 'ej mah ghaj 20 sanid souls on-'echlet.
Me: Maj mevyap. Bye
Klingon captain: Ok, bye

Somewhere in the infinite universe that I call my home, a dark presence was about to make itself known.

???: You will pay for what you did, Author Odinson. You will pay. Mwahahaha

Back with Julie and Chase, they were on the way to the spaceport so they could go on their honeymoon. They just can't decide where, though.

These are the Star Trek Planetary Classifications:

Class A (Geothermal)
Gothos (TOS 18)
Age 0-2 billion years
Diameter 1,000-10,000km
Location Ecosphere/Cold Zone
Surface Partially molten
Atmosphere Primarily hydrogen compounds
Evolution Cools to become Class C
Lifeforms None
Example Gothos

Class B (Geomorteus)
Age 0-10 billion years
Diameter 1,000-10,000km
Location Hot Zone
Surface Partially molten, high surface temperature
Atmosphere Extremely tenuous, few chemically active gases
Lifeforms None
Example Mercury

Class C (Geoinactive)
Psi 2000 (TOS 06)
Age 2-10 billion years
Diameter 1,000-10,000km
Location Ecosphere/Cold Zone
Surface Low surface temperature
Atmosphere Frozen
Lifeforms None
Example Pluto, Psi 2000

Class D (Asteroid/Moon)
Moon (Sol IIIa) (ENT 96)
Age 2-10 billion years
Diameter 100-1,000km
Location Hot Zone/Ecosphere/Cold Zone; found primarily in orbit of larger planets or in asteroid fields
Surface Barren and cratered
Atmosphere None or very tenuous
Lifeforms None
Example Moon (Sol IIIa), Lunar V (Bajor VIIe)

Class E (Geoplastic)
Age 0-2 billion years
Diameter 10,000-15,000km
Location Ecosphere
Surface Molten, high surface temperature
Atmosphere Hydrogen compounds and reactive gases
Evolution Cools to become Class F
Lifeforms Carbon cycle (Excalbians)
Example Excalbia

Class F (Geometallic)
Janus VI (TOS 26)
Age 1-3 billion years
Diameter 10,000-15,000km
Location Ecosphere
Surface Volcanic eruptions due to molten core
Atmosphere Hydrogen compounds
Evolution Cools to become Class G
Lifeforms Silicon-based (Horta)
Example Janus VI

Class G (Geocrystalline)
Delta Vega (TOS 01)
Age 3-4 billion years
Diameter 10,000-15,000km
Location Ecosphere
Surface Still crystallizing
Atmosphere Carbon dioxide, some toxic gases
Evolution Cools to become Class K, L, M, N, O, or P
Lifeforms Primitive single-celled organisms
Example Delta Vega

Class H (Desert)
Rigel XII (TOS 03)
Age 4-10 billion years
Diameter 10,000-15,000km
Location Hot Zone/Ecosphere/Cold Zone
Surface Hot and arid, little or no surface water
Atmosphere May contain heavy gases and metal vapors
Lifeforms Drought- and radiation-resistant plants, animal life
Example Rigel XII, Tau Cygna V

Class I (Gas Supergiant)
Age 2-10 billion years
Diameter 140,000-10 million km
Location Cold Zone
Surface Tenuous, comprised of gaseous hydrogen and hydrogen compounds; radiates heat
Atmosphere Zones vary in temperature, pressure, and composition; water vapor may be present
Lifeforms Unknown
Example Q'tahl

Class J (Gas Giant)
Jupiter (DSC 15)
Age 2-10 billion years
Diameter 50,000-140,000km
Location Cold Zone
Surface Tenuous, comprised of gaseous hydrogen and hydrogen compounds; radiates some heat
Atmosphere Zones vary in temperature, pressure, and composition
Lifeforms Hydrocarbon-based (Jovian)
Example Jupiter, Saturn

Class K (Adaptable)
Mars (STSC)
Age 4-10 billion years
Diameter 5,000-10,000km
Location Ecosphere
Surface Barren, little or no surface water
Atmosphere Thin, mostly carbon dioxide
Lifeforms Primitive single-celled organisms; adaptable for humanoid colonization through the use of pressure domes
Example Mars, Planet Mudd