L Ron Hubbard x Jesus

The fight

As I walk out onto the field I see the evil grooming Jesus he begins playing a ukulele and apologizing This manages to calm me a bit as I step up to him " Sup wassup nigga what you gonna do" " we don't have to fight L Ron"
I stared into his deep brown eyes as I watched him he was truly handsome I went to slap him but instead gently put my hand on his cheek " ARE YALL FUCKING OR FIGHTING I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO APOLOGIZE TO GET LAID" I heard Colleen ballinger yell from across the room that was all it took for Jesus to begin kissing me " love thy neighbor am I right " he began kissing me with a passion as our tongues fought for dominance mine won of course I pushed him onto the ground as I began to remove his clothes I slowly wrapped my hand around his throat as he began gasping as I undid my pants " do you yield do you accept me as your lord and savior" " y..yes daddy" Jesus croaked out I slowly released my grip on his throat and I slid my fingers into his tight hole and began stretching him not wanting to hurt him after a few seconds of this I began slamming my thick cock into him " you like that huh you little slut" " y..yes L Ron" I slapped him " you I'll refer to me as master or daddy" " yes daddy" I listened to Jesus moan and scream my name as I continued to fuck into his tight hole " d..daddy I'm going to cum" " go ahead Jesus cum and seek refuge in me from your sins" I came at the same time as Jesus and then got up and left