People: Hollywood is in shambles right now.
Hollywood: Its the writers! We did nothing wrong!!!
People: What? You've been shrinking their writing rooms for over a year!
Hollywood: *Sits down with a sigh*
People: What are you going to do?
Hollywood: *magically pulls out a ukulele*
People: Wha-
Hollywood: Toxic writers guild train!
People: What?
Hollywood: you got a one-way ticket to actors strike station!
People: Stop.
Hollywood: Toxic writers guild train!!!
People: FUCKING STOP ALREADY!
Hollywood: tie us to the tracks and harrass us for our love of AI!!
People: AUGGGHHH!!!!
Hollywood: the only thing I've ever shrank is the length of a stranger things episode. I not an asshole,
People: *dead*
