Key:
Nico = Me
Eli = My little brother
Riley = My little sister
Starla = My baby sister
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When I feel sick
Eli: But you promised we would play roblox today!
Riley: No, she's playing with me!
Eli: You can't even read! You should be studying! What first grader can't spell ball?!
Riley: I can! It's B-A-L-L, see!
Eli: Dude. The other day you said B-A-O-L, then B-A-U-L.
Riley: No I didn't!
Eli: Yes you did!
Riley: No I didn't!
Eli: Yes you did!
Starla: *exists*
Nico: GET OUT.
Riley: It's my room too~
Nico: *pulls out slipper*
Riley: Okay, okay, okay! *runs out*
Eli: *laughing*
Nico: Why are you still in here? I meant you too!
Eli: *walks out to play minecraft or smth*
Starla: *exists*
Nico: Fine, you can stay.
Starla: *repeatedly pulls out chargers and wifi plug*
Nico: GET OUT NOW-
When Eli isn't feeling good
Nico: Oh well. When you die, I'm taking your TV and wallet. *walks out*
Eli: I'M GIVING IT TO STARLA!
Nico: SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK! SHE'S TOO YOUNG!
Mum: SHUT UP!
Dad: Don't yell at my children.
Mum: Oh, their your children now, but when you have to pay tuition, or buy clothes, or make food, or buy school supplies, or take them to appointments, where are you? Sleeping, right? You're "too tired", right?
Dad: I do that stuff!
Mum: Nico! Eli! Riley!
Nico, Eli, Riley: Yes, ma'am?
Mum: Does he do that stuff for you?
The kids: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Eli: I'm sick, so I'm just gonna- *runs and locks himself in room*
Riley: He buys Nico stuff, but barely any stuff for us! *pouts*
Dad: Yes, because she's gonna be an amazing neurosurgeon one day.
Nico: *wants to be an astronaut-* Yep, totally. Besides, I'm Dad's favorite.
Eli: Yeah, didn't you spend over $500 on clothes for back to school last week.
Nico: Yes. Yes I did. *puts on sunglasses*
Dad: No sunglasses inside.
Nico: Yes sir. *takes them off* Wait, Eli weren't you in your room?
Eli: I came to get snacks.
Starla: *watches her tablet in a storage bin*
When Riley doesn't feel good
Riley: I don't feel good-
Eli: Shut up and deal with it.
Nico: Eli, stop.
Eli: Whyyyyy?
Nico: Because she'll start think her life is one of those hated child stories she watches on youtube.
Eli: Oh. Right.
When Starla doesn't feel good
Eli: CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Riley: MY SISTER'S GONNA DIE!
Nico: She's fine, shut up.
Starla: *coughs*
Eli and Riley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Nico: Bro, what-
Mum: Be quiet.
Eli and Riley: Okay.
Nico: I GET NO RESPECT AROUND HERE! I'M OLDER THAN BOTH OF YOU AND WHERE'S MY RESPECT!? NOWHERE. NONEXISTENT. UNBELIEVABLE-
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Reveals And Vents 😳💜💀💅🏾
RandomJust me venting about life, some reveals, and exposing and embarrassing myself-
