[Open on the Owl House living room, where Luz is reading from The Good Witch Azura 5 to King and Y/n is just lying down with his head on the pillow Luz is using as a makeshift table.]
Luz: "Azura," Hecate began. "Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally." [Sighs.]
King: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.
Y/n: You'll get used to it
Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.
Y/n: Ah yes, Talk No Jutsu.
King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.
Luz: Okay. Suddenly the door swung open.
Hooty: [Swings the door open.] Ding-dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!
King: The book has come to life! Burn it!
[Luz kindly gestures Y/n to move as she removes the pillow from her lap and places it back for Y/n to lay. She goes to the door and finds a basket. Cut to the kitchen.]
Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.
Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful witch in the Boiling Isles has its perks.
[King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]
King: [Rubbing his paws together.] Mm. Fresh meat.
Luz: No, not eating that.
Y/n: [Walks from the living room to the kitchen.] What's going on in here.
Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?
King: There's a note. [Grabs it.] Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi.
Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.
King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X-O-X-O-X-O-X. Bat Queen."
Eda: Bat Queen? [King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.] Reward?
Luz: Who's the Bat Queen?
Eda: She's the wealthiest demon on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. [Takes one of the snails.] So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.
Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.
Eda: Not you two. You guys have to return the books I checked out from the library.
[Eda summons a pile of books, which Luz catches. It nearly topples over but Y/n gives it support and takes half of it.]
Eda: [To King.] I don't want them getting a cut of the loot.
King: Good thinking.
Eda: Now, let's take a look at this little darling. [Fully takes the blanket off. The baby bat screeches, shaking the room.] Argh! On second thought, maybe we could use your help!
Luz: [Halfway out the door.] Well, we better get to the library!
Y/n: Yup, gotta help with all these books. See ya! [Closes the door.]
[Baby bat continues screeching.]
Eda: We got this, right?
[Cut to the streets of Bonesborough, where Luz and Y/n are carrying each of their stack of books. They see a building.]
YOU ARE READING
The Witch and The Swordsman (The Owl House x Male Reader/Self-Insert)
AdventureY/n and Luz are best friends who have gone through thick and thin. But this time, they will go through thicker and thinner. They are both considered... "weird" by others but to them, they are just being themselves. What if that weirdness gets them s...
