philza minecraft was gonna have ramen cause ramen is poggers. but his yummy ramen time was interrupted by a certain slimey slimey gunky funky lil guy called charlesicle S. spinesicle.
"im bones philza minshaft!" charlesicle S. spinesicle the third said. "and this gun is one of my boners!"
phillipe mincaft slurped his old man noodles. then he ate his chopsticks and said:
phil: ay what m8 im tryna have ramen
charles:! *slime pulls out a gun from his unpleasant tk touch slimey ooze.* Look phillip bigshaft its a long metal pointy object!
phil: yea OK m8 *takes out a whole new pack of ramen and a bowl and a microwave* m8 do you have any chopsticks m8 i ate mine m8
charl: u can use two of my bones phillipe myshaft :D
charles S. spinesicle the third from Las Nevadas took out chopstick shaped bones and gave it to the old man eating ramen. phil cooked the ramen from the plastic bag in the miceowave and ate everything including everything.
then quacktity walked into the scene wearing a dad beach shirt and dad beach shoes and dad beach socks and a barbie dress. his barbie dress is like how birds attract mates, and quacktity caws while walking to try to attract a wilbur soot.
big q: yo waddup have ya seen this fucker
quacktity holds up a picture of Wilbur_Soot with edited in cat ears and a neon pink blush.
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big q: >////< *tryito hide blush*
slime: greetings, quackity nevadas from las nevadas, a pleasure to meet your acquaintance.
big q: whwere is my le bf
As quacktity asked this, quacktity, slime, and philza all heard an explosion in the distance.
big q: ah, there he is
big q: *runs off into the sunset*
philly: *eats ramen*
phil: cereal is a soup
(next chapter will be much longer i prommy)