A.N: I got heaps of positive feedback about Fairytale so I'm hoping for the sane amount in this chappie. When I write oneshots I try to make them as unique as possible, but this one is used....fairly often. It isn't a hugely overused plot, but certainly the most cliché thing I've wrote, so tell me what you think!
"Dude! Not cool!" Beast boy moaned at Cyborg, who had just beaten the changling at a video game. "BOOYAH!" The Robot said triumphantly, doing a Usain bolt pose. Just as Beast boy opened his mouth to speak, Robin burst through the door. "Titans! The girls, they've been kidnapped by Dr. Light!" Beast boys ears perked up. "So..happy occasion?" He smiled. "No! We might never see them again!" Cyborg groaned. "Seriously? This is Raven we're talking about." Beast boy nodded in agreement. "Just get in the T - car!" Robin ushered them into the back seat where himself and Beast boy sat. Cyborg was driving. "Imagine if we were villans." Beast boy thought. "We couldn't harm the girls." Robin replied. "Yeah, especially not Raerae. She is hot hot hot!" "Not as hot as Star." Robin said in a dream. "So untrue, dude!" Beast boy defended. "Well, Star is superhuman, so her Apperance is A LOT better than some other girls. Plus, her hair is long. It makes her nicer." Cyborg added. "Dude! Ravens superhuman too! And who cares about long hair! Star looks like a barbie doll!" Beast boy snapped. "No she doesn't! And Starfire is way nicer than Raven." Robin said. "So! She is bittersweet!" Cyborg nodded. "Fiestiness is super hot, Rob. And she likes the colour black. That is hot." Robin frowned. "Starfire is gorgeous! Her eyes, her hair, her clothes, everything is hotter than Raven! Her butt is WAY bigger too!" Beast boy smirked. "Atleast Rae doesn't look like she just got pulled out of the Kardashians!" Cyborg looked in his mirror to see Robin busily thinking of another comeback. "Starfire is an alien Princess! Raven is a demon. Starfire has the prettiest eyes ever. Ravens are covered by a cloak. In what way is Rae prettier than Star!" Cyborg laughed. "You forget. Star doesn't even know our language! When we say good morning she could think we're saying I love sloths! Rae is sarcastic, wich is hot. So far, I'm with Beasty. Rae seems hotter than Starfire." Robin looked like he was about to burst with rage. "STARFIRE IS GORGEOUS!"
With the girls
"Doctor light! Unhand us or suffer!" Star said in an angry tone. "I could do that. Or I could stay and watch you suffer." He chuckled as he lowered them into the volcano thing. A spark flew out of it and just dodged Raven. But as Dr. Light laughed maniacally, the spark hit him and made him punch the box controlling the rope holding the girls. The whole thing stopped moving! "Oooo! How much of the joy I am filled with!" Star cheered. "Yeah, whatever. But we're still stuck here until the guys arrive, witch could take years." Raven muttered. Starfire swing her legs, poked Raven and even tried to Plete her hair! But Raven had had enough. "What! What must we talk about in order for you to stop being annoying!" Star thought for a moment. "Could we talk about the boys?" She asked. "What about them?" "What they could be up to." Raven shook her head. "Let's just wait and see..."
With the Boys
"Dude! Rad!" Beast boy exclaimed as he watched his friend stand on top of the tower. Cyborg had took a slight detour so they could settle who was prettier, Starfire or Raven. Robin was standing naked, on top of the tower, holding 3 buckets filled with milk and trying to grab a 4th. He swayed from side to side, staying wary of the edge. Then, the 4th bucket of milk came into view, making Robin grin a large grin. He hurried over to it and attempted grabbing it, but by his 20th try, he was about to give in. Maybe Raven was hotter. But, he noticed a slight crack in the handle of the third bucket. Well, more than a slight one. He was able to hold it on his finger, enabling him to grab number four. Cyborg clapped as Beast boy frowned. Robin was dancing on top of the tower, making faces at the titans below. But he got to close to the edge and slipped, falling into Cyborgs arms and making the Milk spill on the Robot. His system malfunctioned and he totally switched of. "Nice going, Robin! Now how are we gonna save the girls!" Robin scratched his head. "We will have to walk. But not until you do the same thing I did!" Beast boy groaned and started unzipping.....
With the girls
"Raven? How are the males not here to do the rescuing yet? It has been over the hour and we still haven't been saved." Raven could have asked that question herself, but she tried to have a logical answer, knowing the guys. "They are probably doing some stupid game, like who has the best shoes, or which one of us is hotter." Starfire giggled. "The second one would be a rather short argument, don't you think?" Raven furrowed her eyebrows. "How?" Starfire realised that this would lead to a rather big argument. "Well, I am quite beautiful, so I've been told. And you have never been complimented on your looks by anyone other than friend beast boy. So this brings me to believe that I am prettier than you." Raven gritted her teeth. How dare that....that..thing call her ugly! "Well, your not exactly Marlyn Monroe, are you?" She sneered. Starfire looked disgusted. "I don't know who this Marlyn Monroe is, so you just used an unfair return." Starfire flipped her hair over her shoulder, so it to go in Ravens face. "Star, look. Yes, your beautiful. But you can't say to people their ugly!" Star fire looked again this time putting on a fake innocent look. "Well I've been told to always tell the truth, and if I just said the truth, do you want me too say your pretty???" She batted her eyelashes. This alien knew how to work. Ravens face went red. Dr light sensed danger and fiddled carefully with the control box. "ASK THE GUYS!!!" She shouted. Star gulped but knew best than to argue. She would ask Robin who was prettier, but Raven was sure to ask beast boy. Both boys would agree, whether truthful or not.
With the boys
Beast boy had successfully completed the competition. Both him and Robin were tied. "Guys, I am not going to have you fight in my car. Cmon, we're testing loyalty now." He opened the door to the tower and within two seconds was back holding two sets of clothes, one Stars and one Ravens. "You have to wear the other girls clothes." Robin snatched Ravens whilst beast boy fiddled with Stars uniform. "Bro, the bra's as well?" Cyborg nodded and smirked. Robin unclasped his teammates deep blue bra and pulled on her leotard. He looked at beast boy who was moaning loudly. "Star wears pink bra's! It's so unfair." Right now the boy wonder considered himself lucky. Wearing Ravens clothes, he wasn't expressing much feminism. Whilst Star wore clear girl attire. The trio clambered into the car and drove off, beast boy scratching sharply at the tights on his green legs.
Arriving, Robin hopped out the car. In all honesty, Ravens Leo was rather comfortable and soft. Beast boy slouched himself out and into Dr lights lair. Star squealed in happiness. "Teammate Raven! Look who has.....come wearing our clothing???" Robin blushes profusely. Star giggled. "Finally! Titans, take the girls away! All they've done is argue over who was hotter!" He untied the rope and the females raced over to ask the question. As predicted, Raven asked beast boy and Star asked the leader. Beast boy explained what had happened during their kidnapping. "So, Cyborg is the decider!" Raven realised. All four heads turned to the robot, who hid in his outfit. "Well, after what I've seen today, personally I choose Raven. I mean, yes Stars prettier, but Rae has personality. When Robin got to wear Ravens clothes, he had no struggle. Honestly, he had to wear a bra as the most embarrassing thing. I thought Robin was becoming more loyal then beastie, which is hence the clothes. Beast boy wore bright pink, which proves he really loves Rae Rae." Although losing, Star smiled. After hearing Cyborgs little speech, she learnt something she had not known about human life.......
Love has no bounds. Xxxxxxx
A.N- Cliche, I know. But I really enjoyed writing this. It was my BIRTHDAY yesterday, so I got a new phone which I now can use for Wattpad daily! I hope you like these sappy little one shots, because this is probably my favourite book I'm writing. It's so fun to think of quick ideas and not have to constantly update. It's my kind of book.
Anywho, I'm kinda dragging on, so I'll end here. Right here. Goodbye!!!
Erinsnowwhite X
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