Who Did It

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Sara- who is the ass-hole who took the coffee off my desk?

Reid- not me as i'm not at work yet

Sara- i know honey, so which of you victims did it

Hotch- i will get you a new coffee Sara, don't kill anyone

Sara- Aaron that coffee came from my favorite coffee shop, i waited in-line for 30 minute's for it

Emily- who took the doughnut's off my desk?

Rossi- Aaron sound's like we have a thief

Garcia- Sara i have a new coffee for you, and Emily Spencer has got you some new Doughnut's

Sara- aww thank you Penny, but who took my COFFEE

Hotch- Morgan is very quiet

Rossi- i was thinking the same thing

Sara- he isn't at his desk, but he was here before

Emily- his phone is on his desk, and he has a list of treat's we get everyday

Rossi- i think we found our thief girl's

Sara- Emily you check the break room i will check the men's bathroom

Hotch- you will not go into the men's bathroom

Sara- why you seen one you seen them all

JJ- hahahahahaha please i am pmls 

Rossi-.................

Hotch-....................... Sara check to closet near the break room

Sara-fine but if he is in there with our stuff, he is going to be an ex agent and male

JJ- um Hotch they both took scissor's with them

Hotch- not again, JJ follow them please

JJ- fine

                                                          10 Minute's Later

Morgan- Hotch help i am being attacked by your sister and Emily

Rossi- did you take their thing's?

Morgan- yes i was thirsty and hungry

Hotch- Well i can't help you then sorry not sorry

Reid- Hotch Sara has him pinned on a table and Emily is getting ready to pull his pant's down

Hotch- i am so close to quitting

JJ- what was that scream

Reid- Sara tickled Morgan and i think he wet himself

Rossi-................. i'm not laughing

Sara- yes you are sweetcheek's i can see you

Garcia-.........Sweetcheek's?

Sara- i wanted to use a nickname on him, but i will keep thinking

Morgan- can anyone bring me my go-bag please, i need to change

Garcia- why what happened

Morgan- i spilt some coffee on my jean's and underwear

Reid- i will bring it to you

Morgan- thank you Pretty-boy

Emily- he is slimy

Sara- i had to wash my hand's

JJ- you poor thing's

Emily- he better not take our stuff again, Sara did you get his wallet

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