Dear Mrs. Sanchez,
I am sorry to report that little Kassandra has been assigned a detention.
As you know, Kassandra is usually a very lazy and annoying child. However, today I caught her shouting during class.
When I asked her to stop, she shouted, "Beam me up Scotty!" and began jumping around.
Kassandra aggravated the matter further by calling me a bad dog and comparing me to a pea.
Kassandra was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow ripped shirts at Neomi Dominguez Elementary.
Neomi Dominguez Elementary prides itself on being a classy and teaching establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children shouting and being stupid on the premises. Added to which, I look nothing like a pea, as Ms. Pearson will testify.
Please ensure that Kassandra attends detention tomorrow after school, and brings better clothing to school.
Yours sincerely,
Writer of this letter
