bagel mpreg (sad story)

uh oh!!!

bagel looked up into the mirror with tears flowing down his face "i-i can't be a single father!! i'm not emotional stable enough for this crotch spawn!!" bagel says as he sits on the toilet and then looks down at the massive pink pregnancy test in his lap.... POSITIVE!??! bagel stares in shock as he clutches his lefty figurine that he abused every night since the little fuck caused him to die in one of his fnaf play throughs on his youtube channel "this can't be happening to me!!!! why?!?!" he screams as his hair spikes up and he goes super sayan as he screams and then he stands up and goes over to the sink mirror and looks in it before he turns on his lean sink and washes his face off with lean and then turns the water off and reaches down and grabs two perk 30s and takes them before he death grips his helpy plush and walks out of the bathroom to his bedroom filled with fanart of glamrock bonnie and freddy covering the entire room, he sits on the bed and lays there holding onto his limited edition glamrock bonnie body pillow as he crys, he crys all night long and throws helpy across the room and then falls asleep going "HOOKINNANNSKD mimimimimi" so loud that nasa thought a atomic bomb went off. the next day bagel forgot he was pregnant and went out to go hang out with his friend piss, when he comes back to the apartment to see rigby, his roommate, laying on the floor with a hatsune miku song playing in the background with a pool of lean around him "oh shit bro drowned in lean" bagel said as he kicks the shit out of rigby to see if he's alive or not and then shrugs and goes back to his room, he then got cramps in his stomach and started to yell out random shit out of pain, he goes over and grabs helpy by the face and smacks his into fucking orbit as helpy deadpans all the way there, bagel then walks into the bathroom and sits on the toilet, the taco bell he had earlier with piss made his stomach hurt and he let out the most awful, horrid, earthshaking, wall breaking, massive shit ever and then he sighs and gets up with a straight face then walks out like no butterfly in a 10 mile radius just died from that atomic shit, he walks to his room and then he double overs and clenches his stomach "god dayum bro!!" he says as he runs the the bathroom again and then hops in the bathtub "TAAAAAHDCKCBEJKDNNC" he yells as he starts to have contractions and he looks down and he pushes and sees a bagel bite on the end of the bathtub "whar" bagel says as bagel bites start to shoot out of his ass like a gun at a school shooting "GAH DAYUM" bagel shouts as his ass starts to feel like it's lit on fire, after a while bagel sits in his bathtub holding his bagel bite crotch spawns "i'm officially a dil- i mean dad!!!" bagel says happily as he holds his bagel bite children in his arms and starts to sing them to sleep with a fnaf song, when he finishes he took his bagel bites to him room, pulled out a whiteboard, and started to teach them every bit of fnaf lore all the way from the books, to the games, to the movie and even all the easter eggs as the bagel bites just sat there swaddled up in a blanket listening to his ranting and slander about helpy