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Dont diddle kids dud.

SO.

Idk abt you, but in MY super KEWL skewl, you have to get quirky lil shots to go into this certain grade. (Don't worry abt it 🤗) And I got mine a few days ago 😿

It summary, I have never felt that much pain in my entire life<3

I had to get not one, but THREE fucking shots because my mummy went and said: "YOU'RE GETTYING THE THIRD SHOT BC.. IT'S FOR STDS 🙄🙄"

...

WHAT 😃

Mrs ma'am I am the least sexually active person in this house.

(Dead ass, they do uncensored Sims Yahoo more than I do something productive. And apparently my brothers gf has touched his dick 😮 found out abt that one 2 days ago hunny)

And ALSO. THAT SHIT HURT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING. LITERALLY WANTED TO OFF MYSELF RIGHT THEN AND THERE IN THE PARKVIEW PARKING LOT..

And for the cherry on top, when Mrs nurse lady, CHELSEA,

(btw, Chelsea didn't give me the shots, it was sum other chick but Chelsea did this other thing)

BENT ME OVER, (For research and the check up ofc, I swear) HUNNY SAID,

"dO yOu ThInK tHeY mIgHt HaVe SCOLIOSIS?"

BITCH WHAT.. I took that extremely personal.. 🤨

Anywayss, I know also have: allergy medicine that tastes like AIDS and grape, eye drops for sum fucking reason, and some face cream.

First you stab me with three needles, next call me crooked, THEN you insult the ONE blackhead on my face..? 🤧🤧

It was so traumatic.. 🥺

Jk bitch looked like ur average blonde white girl. CHELSEA.

Also, the other chick who gave me the three shots, I called her mean bc she definitely is. But she gave me some sick ass cartoon band aids 💪

Then my mummy called bullied me while we drove over to get an xray since they were SO insistent that yours truly was a scoliosis no friend having ass..

FOR THE RECORD. I don't have scoliosis 😢.. Quoted by the xray response from none other than Parkview, "a gently curve in the upper spine"

Like babe just say I have bad posture and get it over with.

Also, we got pizza on the way home 🤭

And for some reason, I fucking despise toddlers-

And after we ordered our 3 pizzas, at little ceasers btw,

(Our cashiers name was Jesus, the Lord's pizza 😍 jk he was mildly ugly. Prolly not pronounced GEE-zus, but hey-zeus.)

So you how like at LC (the fucking pizza place) has a bouncy ball thingy? Well- ours does at least. And this little blonde girl came in with her dad and got one

And believe me, I was DOGGING on her ass to my mom. I BULLY little children. Secretly. Therefore I am not a bad person in the slightest.

But as we got our pizzas and left, SHE HELD UP THE BOUNCY BALL TO ME AND WENT "YAYY" AS SHE SHOWED IT TO MEE.. idk maybe it's cause I'm like, older than her and she just wanted to ssshow off her new choking hazard, BUT IT WAS SO ADORABLE 🤧

On the way out I changed my opinion on child, that one. Not children, children fucking suck 😍 (toddlers, or anyone under the age of seven 7⃣)

But yea, my arms don't hurt any more 🥳

But I have to get another 'STD' shot in six months. And that's the one that hurts the most btw. FEEL PITY FOR ME YOU USELESS LITTLE SHIT.

On a serious note, what do I call you- Rat? 🐀

That's u bestieess 😍

We need a kewl name for the useless turd munchers who breath in Cheeto dust around here 🤠

-Urs truly! ☻✪✿ᰔ