One shot: Sex Education

Sex Education

In Nezu office Aizawa was asking why, why in God's name he wants again with him.
Aizawa: Nezu say that again I didn't here it right, You what me to do what?!
Nezu: What I want you to do my dear friend is that you will start a sex education hour with you're class.
Aizawa: Again WHY ME AND NOT NEMURI!
Nezu: Aizawa, I know I always ask for more that you can do but it was brought to my attention that some students are not behaving normal.
Aizawa: Describe normal, all of them are animals.
Nezu: Sex, the problem appears to teen-agers so if this continues I don't want unwanted pregnancies or I better prefer to not here about this att all.
Aizawa: Fine fine I will do it but this one time.
Nezu: Thanks old friend I know I can count on you.
Aizawa: Ia ia I want that salary raise that I knew I won't get.

Class One-A

As screaming, swearing, running was heard you could say you were at a zoo, that was Shoto life, for now at least.

Aizawa: Ok animals calm down today we will have a special program and a special guest.
Midnight: Hi hi everyone favourite heroin is here and today we will teach Sex Education.
Class was silent some were hiding their faces some were red some key word "try to keep a poker face" but again who would blame them hek not i'ven adults are fine with such questions.
Aizawa: I know I know it's uncomfortable but Nezu asked so I delivered. Nemuri, you're the expert ask what you want, I will take a nap.
Midnight: Sorry no can do, you have to take notes about everything you're precious students day. I will use de screen to put some explicit images for a reference.
When she said EXPLICIT IMAGES non of them could imagine what they could find displayed on the screen.

Midnight: Ok good, none of you had gone mad, now on to question number one.
Had you had a girlfriend or boyfriend untill coming to UA? If you do raise your hand.
Midnight: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 quite the large number. Let's see Bakugo, Mina Lida, Shito, Tau, Uraraka , Momo, Denki Kominary, Mineta, Ojiro, Jiro, Shouji and Eijiro Kirishima.
Secondly: Which one of you has gone further that kisses with them?
Mineta: Yes my my I had sex with my ex and-
But all of a sudden a quick whip slash arrived on his face.
Midnight: I don't like liars Mineta. Now my last question, Have any of you lost your virginity?
Silence pure silance like it was a graveyard.
Midnight: I know it's hard to tell but let's play a game, everyone close your eyes relax and count to three and if you indeed have lost your virginity raise your hand.
One by one they raised their hand but this time in a small group.
Aizawa: Todoroki and Momo, Mina and Kirishima not a big surprise, but bout teacher remain stund once they see a slow but surly a shaking hand rising up.
Aizawa: Wait that hand... Midoriya?! How, when and why?!
Midnight: Stay calm Shoto he will put that hand down after I say they can open their eyes.
Midnight: Ok everyone now you can open your eyes.
Some kids were shouting, some were congratulating their friends some pitty and wishing them good luck.
Bakugo: WHAT THE FUCK DEKU, PUT THAT HAND DOWN IN AN INSTANTA! IF NOT I WILL REMOVE THAT HAND MYSELF!
Izuku: S-sorry Ka-Kachan but is true I did it, I lost my v-card a month ago.
Midnight: Oooooo I smell tee, tell us everything.
Izuku: Were do I start?
Aizawa: Beginning is better that way.
Izuku: Lida you remember that I told you that I toocked a bartender job no?
Lida: Yes I remember but how lid up to you losing your v-card?
Izuku: It's a bit embarrassing but here goes nothing.

A month ago

Izuku: As I was swaying a month ago I was doing the night shift from 6 am to middle of the night.
Bakugo: Boring
Mina: Bakugo shut up it's not your story to tell after all he lost his V-card not you.
Bakugo blood was boiling but he didn't say nothing.
Izuku: Thanks Mina as I was swaying, I arrived that night at my workplace it was normal it was the first time my boss asked me to stay longer, he said that my friend Mario won't come right away so he asked me to become the bartender and the guardian for a few hours.
Todoroki: How long?
Izuku: In one and a half Mario arrived, back to the story, friends drinking and leaving, my clinging the glasses or pouring another glass of wine or beer, make coffee,mixing new drinks, the usual tipe of staff I do.
Izuku: Until they came,
Uraraka: They?
Mina: He mens the lady that fucked him, Uraraka.
Aizawa: LANGUAGE!
Mina: What is true.
Izuku: Can I finish my story, please?
Bakugo: For once just this once I am curious what are you going to say nerd.
Izuku: And this is the first time I heard you warrant screening untill someone lost their hearing.
Bakugo was mumbling but no one cares.
Izuku: Three ladies I guess best friends from how we're they talking, anyway the first woman had white hair with red streaks dressed in a red velvet dress, the second woman had a dark- purple hair colour dressed in a business outfit with white patterns and the third... the third woman was wearing what I can describe as the most normal costume ever made, a pair of blue jeans and a black sweater o and her hair was brown and long that it was reaching hers ass.
Jirou: I thought like you know Ammmm something else not like...
Midnight: What you wanted him to say ~reveling~?
Jirou: We we'll ammm noooo
Aizawa: Good continue Midoriya I feel like I AHmmmm I mean we could understand better, it's right Midnight?
Midnight: Yes yes and stop being a buzz killer.
Izuku: Ok a cut to what everyone wants to know, to how and why. Ok so the grup ordered three glasses of wine, some guys tried their luck but it didn't work, some were too persistent and I had to kick them out if they didn't understood the message, after all is was my job to do that to again I think it was one in the morning after they ordered a special mixture of votca, wine, lime, ice, sake, and green tea. I know that was my first recipe I ever made just to end on me carrying one on my back and the rest my become a support.
Nezu: I want to try that drink myself but not today.
Aizawa: How long.
Nezu: 10 minutes.
Aizawa: Good continue
Izuku: One if them come with the idea to sing because I didn't mentioned we have a karaoke machine.
Mina: I am the only one that smells the Tea is more pleasant.
Uraraka: No, I want to know Midoriya what happened next.
Izuku: Well they indeed had a beautiful voice but they got bored so what did they choose
Bakugo: Your sorry ass of a excuse.
Izuku: In a way yes, one of them asked my nicely if I wanted to sing but I refused so again they try making me to sing untill a 100dollar bill has appeared in my face, it was the brow haired woman this time sailing that the custom is always right. Damn that stupid sign and I did it I chose a song I haven't heard in years.
Nezu: Music, what music
Izuku: Here is the name of the song " Carry me back home" and old song but gold.