So yeah, bunny story, if you dont like the ship, dont read it, Its a Fluff story, because i do not ship them sexually in anyway, i dont mind smut stories in general, but not bunny, i find it uncomfortable to read. Set in cartmans house with kenny, butters, stan, kyle, craig, tweek, clyde and tolkien (slight style (?))
Tw for slight homophobia and slight racism(?) all from cartman obviously.
Third person pov:
A bunch of boys from south park elementary were having a sleepover at cartmans house, they all got bored of video games pretty quickly.
"How about we play truth or dare?" Clyde suggested, shrugging
"Yeah thats seems like a good idea!" Tolkien smiled at his friend and they both looked expectantly at the rest of the boys.
"Yeah, sure" They all mumbled, shrugging and looking at eachother
"I can start." Kyle blinked at the others as they all nodded
"Well, as i am incharge of this sleepover, i say, were doing it! And im starting!" cartman stood up proudly, he stuck his tongue out at kyle and ordered everyone into a circle on the floor.
"Okay! So, Kyle! Truth or dare?" Cartman he asked kyle, smirking slightly.
"Dare" kyle rolled his eyes.
"I dare you to admit you have a crush on stan!" He narrowed his eyes, grinning smugly
"i do not! Stans my best freind!" Kyle shot back angrily, while stan just sat there, awkwardly.
"You do too!" Cartman scowled
"Do not!" Kyle bunched his hand into a fist
"Okay cmon guys lets not- GAH- lets got a-argue!" tweek twitched, sitting next to craig.
"yeah hes right, lets just continue." Craig agreed.
"Fine.. truth or dare, clyde" kyle shot an angry look at cartman
"Dare!" He said enthusiastically.
"I dare you to go into cartmans moms room and tell us whats in there!" Kyle laughed and glanced at cartman who had a look of pure fury on his face.
Clyde stood up, grinning
"Ay! You cant go in mah moms room!" He grabbed clydes wrist.
"Why not?" He grinned and turned his head. "Cmon Tolkien your coming with me!"
"What the fuck? No way im letting you and that black asshole in my moms room!"
Butters's eyes widened as he glanced around the room and saw Tolkiens unbothered face.
"Yeah whatever fatass, were going to see whats in your moms room!" Tolkien stood up and rushed out the room, the two giggling with eachother.
"Sit down cartman!" Kenny rolled his eyes" (also kennys unhooded btw forgor to mention 😖🙏)
They all sat for a few minutes, stan and kyle having a chat, tolkien and clyde re-entered the room. Clyde looked horrified and Tolkien looked slightly grossed out.
"Dude.. you mom has some weird shit in there.." tolkien murmered.
"It was more than just weird! She had fuckin dildos!" Clyde frowned.
Clyde and tolkien sat back down while everyone else giggled except for butters and cartman, butters, who was grossed out, and cartman who was seething with fury.
"Okay, butters! Truth or dare?" Clyde asked, slightly recovered from his encounter in mrs.cartmans room (ewwie 😖)
"well.. uhm.. i choose truth!" They all groaned in annoyance.
"No, butters you have to say dare or else your a pussy." Cartman rolled his eyes, he sighed in annoyance.
"Okay then, i choose dare!" Butters played with his thumb nervously.
"I dare you to kiss your best freind!" Clyde giggled.
"My best freind!? Well- my best freinds kenny but i dont think he would want me to kiss him..." he murmered.
"What put that idea into your head?" Kenny winked at him whilst everyone else just stared.
"Well- I dunno" butters shrugged,
Kenny grabbed butters by the shoulders and pushed himself towards him, kissing him softly on the lips, The whole group stared, shocked and cartmans mouth hung wide open.
"The fuck? I didnt know kenny was a fag!" He yelled as kenny pulled away from the bright red butters, who could be mistaken for a tomato (i can already see the comments) , smiling
(PART 2 IF THIS BLOWS UP JS YALL KNOW)
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| Bunny - South park (FLUFF) |
FanfictionI had the strong urge to do it, so i did it, fuck you