𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙋𝙀𝙊𝙋𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿, art book 1 ✔️

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄

here, have some fun facts about me. i'm bored—

my real name is jocelyne.

i was born in germany.

in middle and high school, i played the tuba.

i own two parakeets, both boys, named waldo ( 7 ) , and angel ( 3 ).

my favorite color is red-orange.

my favorite flower is the bird of paradise.

my favorite animal is an american kestrel.

my favorite food is roast beef with asparagus and german pasta.

my favorite drink is sweet tea.

i currently only have one irl friend.

i will be twenty-one in less than a month.

i am not fluent in german, but my mom is.

the most animals we have owned at one time is thirteen.

i am one of jehovah's witnesses.

i have just recently come out as lesbian.

i am legally blind in both eyes.

i have been pulled over twice for speeding.

i have been employed to five different jobs.

one of those jobs lasted two hours before i quit, because the owner carried a pistol in his back pocket and my gut told me to run.

i have a scar on my temple from when i fell off my bed and busted my head open — the doctors needed to glue my head wound shut.

i collect stuffed animals and books.

i have been writing books since i was nine.

i taught myself to write by studying junie b. jones books and writing style.

my very first fandom was winx club.

i'm a natural redhead with blue eyes.