Ken is very depressed. Barbie does not love him back. Ken sighs sadly and thinks about barbie who left and is now living in the real world. "Ooh Barbie.. why can't you love me?" Ken whines in very sad emo way.
some other Ken stares at Ken at frowns. "Why don't you just go to the real world and try to get her back?" he says.
And Ken thinks that that is the best idea ever. "OMG!! THANKS KEN! I WILL DO THAT!" and he runs to a car and drives. (drive reference) Then after driving he does all those other things you had to do to get to the real world, until he is there.
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Ken is in the real world. He looks around and smiles happily. he will find barbie and try to make her love him. but Ken did not know that barbie was a lesbian. that is why Barbie didnt love him back.
Ken started walking around in the real world. he asked different people have they seen barbie. "have you seen a really beutiful blond haired girl here? she always wears something pink!" Ken asked some grandma. the grandma winked and said "oohh.. i did see that girl. in my mirror 70 years ago." Ken faked a smile and left.
After looking for Barbie for 5 hours, Ken gave up. he sitted on a bench and started crying. "ooh barbie girl.. where are you?" he whimpered and sobbed. and then someone patted his shoulder. "Hey? why are you crying?" Ken looked up and saw a face full of rizz. some super handsome manly man was staring right at his sad wet patchetic face.
"My..girlfren broke up with me cuz she didnt love me. now im trying to look for her and win her back." Ken says. He was so honest that the man he was talking to got a little awkward. "Oh.. ok" the guy says.
"I'm ken btw" Ken moves his hand to shake hands with the manly man. The man shakes hands with Ken. "his hand is soo strong" Ken thinks. "Hi Ken.. I'm Y/N." the man says. "oohh Y/N. thats a nice name." Ken says, not actually caring about his name. Ken was too focused on how handsome Y/N was. "You're Ken huh? is it a short of something? Kenny?" Y/N asks and Ken lets out a girly giggle. "No! it's just Ken."
Y/n smiles a little and then pulls his hand back. "OK. it was nice to meet you then." he says and is about to leave, but Ken grabs his arm and pulls him back. "Will you be my boyfriend?" Ken asks. "I don't need barbie anymore.. i want this guy" Ken thinks. he fell in love with Y/N.
"Uh.. WHAT!?" Y/N asks shockedly. "We just met!" He chuckles and stares at ken with wide shocked eyes. "i don't care." Ken whispers and clings on Y/N's arm. "oohh shit.." Y/N groans and looks at the blond haired man touching his manly muscles (💀)
"So.. whatcha say?" Ken asks softly and tries to look cute. Y/N looks around embaressedly. "btw Can i stay at your house tonight?" Ken asks that too. he will sleep outside if Y/N says no. "Uh... ok then." "YAYY!!" Ken hugs Y/N a little too tightly and they go to Y/N's house.
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Y/N's house is a damn mess. Ken tries not to be absolutely disgusted by this. Y/N sits down on a couch and stares at Ken. Ken sits next to him. "Can i sleep next to you then?" He asks cutely. Y/N is shocked again. "what."
"Well.. don't boyfriends sleep together?" Ken scoots closer to Y/N who just stares at Ken. "We aren't boyfriends." "Yet!" Ken giggles but then remembers barbie. he starts venting to Y/N.
After 1 hour of ken telling about how heartbroken he is.. Y/N started actually like him. Y/N looked at the blond himbo man next to him and thought "Hmm.. he is kinda cute." and then blushed. Ken noticed that. "Am i cutee?" He giggles.
Y/N then nods and says: "Yeah you are." Ken blushes red as a tomato. he then says "where is your bedroom?" Y/N blushes and points there. Ken giggles and runs into Y/N's bedroom.....
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Ken x male reader
FanfictionKen likes men soo much that he even falls in love with one. i wrote this as a joke.