Chi ran into Vaseline while walking back from the forest to the nearest corner store. " HEY ! " Chi shouted at them and Vaseline turned back around to see the halfly morphed furry demon alpha werewolf idk. " I've been looking for the ginger with a fattie, have you seen her? " Vaseline looked at him with a confused expression " You mean him? And no I haven't... ( lol ) "
Btw the ( ) thingies are to represent their thoughts when stated OKAY MOVING ON
" Don't lie to me, that is not a man !!! If you don't then atleast give me her phone number. " Chi angrilly demanded and Vaseline just kept staring behind him. " ERM , Chill out broski !!!!!! ( This guy is totally in denial )" Vaseline did a "🤓" voice and they decided to calm down a bit. " Look BUD Holdina is a boy and not a woman OK, and fine if you really want his phone number then I'll give it to you!!!!!!!!!1 And stop bothering me !!!! " Chi finally calmed down along with Vaseline, And Vaseline wrote down Holdina's number and quickly gave it to him without saying anything and left.
" Now It's time to find you. 😈" Chi said with a sinister face. He decided to dial the number that had been written on it and immediately he saw the contact name. It was saved. IT WAS HIS ENGLISH TEACHERS NUMBER, MS SESSION. He quickly hung up before his teacher could pick up his call. With panick and frustration he also clumsilly dropped his phone down the drain. ( FUCK THIS IS SO GREAT!! IM SO LUCKY ) He thought to himself. He quickly ran inside the gas station again and asked for the store clerks phone. The employee gave it to him hesitantly and Chi was calling Miri in a matter of seconds. /Sound of phone being picked up/ "Hello?" Miri called out to the other person on the line. " Yes, Miri, It's me Crutches. I need your help quick. My phone fell down the drain and before that Vaseline gave me the ginger boy's number SUPPOSEDLY but it was Ms.Session. Can you please come here as soon as possible??" Miri was quiet for a few seconds. " Hello?? Are you still there? "--------------"Yes, Sorry. Uhm.. I'll be there.."
An hour passed by and Chi was still waiting for Miri outside the gas station. ( When is she going to arrive?? I've been waiting for the whole night now!!!! ) He said inside his head. Finally, Miri arrived in a Seseame street ( I have no idea if I spelled that right and neither do I care 🤑🤑) themed motocycle. " Why did you call me here again? " She stepped off revealing a very tacky Tie dye shirt and camo pants and goggles. " Oh ( what kind of fucking outfit is that?? even i can dress better than that . ).. well I called you because of my phone remember? " Miri looked at him in annoyance and disbelief. " Right, you called me all the way over here, just to find your phone." "Yes , I did. " Chi replied naively. " You don't do that, you fucking donut!! You wasted my time so we can find your cracked iphone that's probably in a rats shit right now shattered in pieces !!! " ( Gordon ramsay refrence ? ) Chi looked down at his shoes in shame ( even an alpha has his harships guys 😓😓😞 ) . " I'm sorry... if we can find it can you buy me a new one? " She kicked at his stomach in anger. " What the hell do you mean WE?? This is on you!!! And no!!!!!!!!!! Go buy one at walmart yourself you stupid POS !!"
Chi ran away in tears. He can't believe what his friend just told him. ( I'm questioning how we even got here at this point )
TO BE CONTINUED....

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Chi and his misfortune ( By me and T0ast )
RomantikA young boy named Chishiya moves to his best friend's school ( I'm his bff ofc ) and encounters a short ginger boy named Holdina. Chi is a demon werewolf parrot worm breed while Holdina is an uwu omega dog cat butterfly breed. ( Based of twilight bu...