Pootis and the Z

Sasha is lost

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." - Meet the Heavy

It was a fine day at the RED base in 2Fort, nothing much happened besides Heavy finding his Sasha went missing! Now how can he be a good mercenary and murder all the BLU members!

Once he found out this information, all he cried out was, "OHHHHH NOOOO! WHO TOOK SASHA?"

"Oi! Stop skreaming so loud! I didn't lose my medical license for dis!" the Medic yelled out from the other room, "Go use Natasha instead, ve don't have much time left!"

The medic was right, the match was about to start and Heavy was needed to kill off all the Blu Scouts named "Bat", the pesky gremlins. But it never feels right to not use Sasha, it was an inseparable bond between the two and Heavy might not even see her again after this. 

Heavy now decided to look for Sasha that fateful day, he put on his fingerless gloves and simply told Medic, "I will go find Sasha, tell Engineer to make the sentry focus on Bat Scouts."

"...very vell...I vill tell Engineer to do so," the Medic responded with sweat dripping from his face as he thought about the BLU Bat Scouts, "I vill also tell Demoman dis. Engineer and Demoman could find a vay to deal with dem."

"Okay," was all the Heavy said as he took his large double-barrel shotgun out of one of the lockers. This shotgun was the same as Scout's. However, it was specifically supposed to be a larger variant that's only purpose was for people like Heavy. Do not ask me why, it just exists. 

As Heavy started his investigation, he went towards his left, meaning that he was going towards the corridor with ramps to head out. The issue with this was that aside from BLU team's tactic of bat Scouts, they also had the tactic of giving the snipers cheats to get consistent headshots without even trying. With this very issue in mind, Heavy had to find a way to even get across without his neck being the tallest point of his size. 

The first thing he did was to test if  the snipers were there. He took a barrel from his shotgun and threw it across the entrance out. Immediately, the bullet shattered in pieces the second in saw the light of day. This meant he could not head out, it would be utterly impossible. 

Then, what did he do? Head back to spawn and head towards the Lower Farmhouse. Was that cheap? Yes. But was there any other answer? No. Nonetheless, in the room he finds one area with a missing texture. The black and purple blocks covered one entire wall, and Heavy then noticed was Sasha there! The minigun was spazzing out with the back handle stuck in the texture. The Heavy was too full of glee to think and touched Sasha. Unluckily for him, he accidentally tipped himself and Sasha towards the texture. This made him and the gun go further inside and essentially disappearing from thin air. The only thing that was left was his Shotgun. But for poor Heavy, he was in for more than just being apart of the Missing Texture,

he was now going to Russia.