Barbie's bra goes to the nightmare factory

Barbie's bra's adventure

Barbie's bra, Ken and Buzz light year cuddled romantically with each other in a cosy bed with a rat- skinned blanket over the top. They were all wearing matching possum skinned socks and singing themselves to sleep with the chicken song. Suddenly, Barbie's bra felt a sharp pain in her back. It was Ken's hard diary with a drawing of a dodo bird on the page it was opened on. 

Barbie's bra decided to read the diary. 'Dear diary, I generally don't know how to describe it but I think I love Buzz more than Barbie's bra. I am shocked by myself but deep down I know that it's true. Even though Buzz's left eye is very odd and something about it makes me feel like there's no hope in life, there's also something so charming about him. I love Barbie's bra but sometimes I enjoy my alone time with just me and Buzz'.

Barbie's bras heart ripped up into shreds and she started crying hysterically. She fell like a smashed window onto the floor and attacked the carpet while screaming. "Darling, darling what happened, what happened?" Ken sung. Ken's eyes met with the diary and he freaked out.  He didn't know what to do so he started acting like a feral ballerina and started rapping to 'Sorry' by Justin Bieber.

Barbie's bra was not happy and started eating the carpet while screaming "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU". Buzz was woken up from his beauty dreams about a bear who went on a roller coaster by all the ratchet. He read the diary and started crying as well.

"I'm so sorry my baby girls" Ken sang like a little boy trying to attract his crush. "what can i do to make up for this". "there's nothing you can do the damage is done" Barbies bra cried. Suddenly, Barbies bra got up, stopped eating and abusing the carpet, stood up, packed her bags and left. "NO BABY GIRL NO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, DON'T LEAVE ME". But it was too late. She was gone.  Ken screamed so loud the neighbors considered calling the police.

Barbies bra picked up a rose from the bush where she, Ken and Buzz had reproduced in a few nights ago. The rose started flying and took the bra along with him. Barbies bra pretended she was Aladdin and sang 'a whole new world'. They flew for 7 hours until the rose dropped Barbie's bra on top of  a purple haired shed. "farewells sweetheart" said the rose and he flew away to Chad.

Barbies bra felt disorientation and walked in a handstand. Mid handstand, she feel down a trapdoor and found herself in a terrifying dark chamber. It was full full of witches singing 'he he heh e heh hee'. Terrified, Barbies bra squatted down and started twerking to let out her fear. She accidentally fell and made an extremely loud crash.

"COOOO COOO? WHCOOO'S THERE?" Barbies bra heard a voice calling. She started sobbing and singing "ooo yeahhh please don't kill me oooo yeahhh" she attempted to make guitar noises but they ended up sounding like peacocks eating pancakes.

Tom Hiddlestein's face appeared as he held up a flashlight to see what the loud explosion was. He looked rather confused by the peacocks eating pancakes noises. "Whatcoooo is this cooo" he picked up the bra and inspected it. "AHHHHHHHHHH" barbies bra screamed. Tom jumped backwards and landed on his left butt check. "OWWWWWW" screamed Barbie's bra.

"WHCOO ARE COOYOUUU" Tom said to the bra, still haunted by pigeons. "Just Barbie's bra, not satan, no one evil, no one who deserves death". "I'm coooo Tom cooo" said Tom, pulling out his shell cracked hand to greet the lovely bra "I've heard cooo coo about you before". "Are you a pigeon" "coo coo. are ycoou a bra?" "yes its obvious".

"This is the cooo cooo nightmare factory" Tom said to Barbies bra. "That's nice but could you please stop being a pigeon it's quite annoying".  Tom stared angrily and flapped his arms, to avoid being killed, Barbie's bra uncontrollably span around 63 times and stared brightly and creepily at Tom. Tom became a human and the scene continued on normally.

"I'm here on plant nightmares in my ex, Taylor's mind. A couple days ago when I was deilevering religious newspapers, I saw on the very cover a photo of me and Taylor with the heading 'Taylor speaks out on Tom's abuse'. Don't tell anyone though, you need a special hotdog to gain access".

Barbie's bra realised how perfect this opportunity was. She followed Tom while doing feral ballet to the nightmare machine. Tom started humming and making strange hand movements as he put his lips up to the tube hole.

Tom hummed a strange enchanting tune and a vision of Taylor Swift appeared in the air. She was performing getaway car on a stage surrounded by millions of fans screaming. At first the fans were enjoying and loving her but all of a sudden they turned deranged and feral. Everybody began chanting "you abused tom, you abused tom" and "apologise to tom, apologise to tom".

Taylor freaked out and attempted to sing a death mental version of you belong with me. The crowd went wild with booing her. One dude brought a bottle of whiskey with Tom's face on it and chased Taylor with it. A little girl who used to be a Taylor Swift super fan had now turned into Chucky . Her parents, brother and bestie started to do the same.

Gradually, every audience member had started to turn into a horror character. Some were Chucky, some were Annabelle, some were Pennywise and some were even Momo. Their voices became distorted in their chants and everyone was holding either a kitchen knife, chainsaw or murderous wheelbarrow.

Taylor screamed and pulled out all her hair so she was nothing but a bald head. "TOM IM SORRY, TOM IM SORRY" she howled in a death mental song tune. "It's too late to apologise" said one of the momos up close to Taylor's face. Her chainsaw inched closer, she smiled creepily and brightly "bye bye Taylor".

Barbies bra and Tom jumped backwards like terrified cats and screamed. "DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT WHAT DID I DO". "HELP HELP HELP HELP" Screamed Barbies bra flipping through and praying every page in the Barbieble. "SAVE US" they both screamed deranged at Barbieble. They suddenly both felt the urge to lick the Barbieble 42 times.

Then, through the trapdoor the beautiful flying rose came along and both their memories of what just happened were fully erased. The rose took them gracefully away from the dungeon and took them on a 4 hour romantic trip through the sky. The rose then far welled them and dropped them off the Rue's house.

The second Rue saw Tom they had a massive make out secession. Afterwards they both turned to Barbies bra and immediately knew to start a three-way relationship with her. All three of them had a three-way make out session and a threesome that night. Barbies bra felt happy and loved equally. 

That night, Tom fell asleep with a massive smile on his face. He then started to have a dream where he was performing on a stage to getaway car in front of a screaming crowd of super fans.