"It's Christmas it's christmas I can't believe it's christmas!" Hyper yells running around Sonics living room with his angry birds stocking cap on. It was June 8th and everyone was ecstatic for Christmas. NightRider was wearing his usual Christmas getup and Lullaby was mostly confused. "Is it Christmas already?" she asked. "OF COURSE" yelled Hyper from across the room. Just then Sonic walked into the room "Now now kids calm down there is plenty of Christmas to go around." she said as she drank a sip of cocoa from her mug. Just then News walked into the house. "W-what is going on here.... Why are you setting up Christmas decorations?!" "Because its Christmas DUH!" Nightrider exclaimed. News looked around at the gang all dressed up in christmas gear then proceeded to look around the living room to find a fully decorated tree and stockings hanging on the wall next to a well stoked fireplace. "Your all morons..." she huffed as she sat on the couch. "Don't be a grinch!" yelled Lullaby from the corner.
All of a sudden out of nowhere Hyper made a loud gasp "Guys....." "What!?" The entire crew shouted. "We forgot to make Santas cookies....." Hyper, Nightrider, Lullaby, and Sonic all started running around the living room in shear panic. Soon everyone was in the kitchen. "Ok so who knows how to make cookies?!" Sonic asked. "......" No One answered. "Well..." Hyper started "I know a song that teaches us how to cook." "What are you waiting for play it!?" Sonic shouted. Nightrider passed hyper his ipod and Hyper began to play the "Cooking by the Book" song from Lazy Town. Everyone listened to the instructions that were really nonexistent but still gave them motivation. "GUYS ITS NOT CHRISTMAS!!!!!" News finally shouted. "OHHHHH" Hyper and Nightrider said in unison. "You'll regret saying that News when you get coal in your stocking." Hyper stated. "Whatever Hyper" News contorted.
Eventually the gang was able to make a batch of mostly burnt to a crisp cookies. "Santa will love these!!!" said Sonic enthusiastically. "I got the milk!" shouted Lullaby. Soon Santa's cookies were placed. "Well it looks like our work here is done gang." Sonic said. "We should all head off to bed" stated Nightrider. "YEAH!" Hyper agreed but then something happened. The chimney began to shake and quiver and all of a sudden out popped Santa Zone. "Oh MY GOD SANTA IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!" squealed Hyper. "Ho Ho Ho I know young Hyper. And your dedication will be rewarded ,for every child who is not salty will receive a present of the highest peanut standards." News was speechless "S-Santa Zone w-what are you doing here......" "Well of course its Christmas my child and I have a present for each of you." Santa Zone passed around presents for everyone. "If you don't mind I would like to see you open the presents I love to see children's reactions to my gifts." "You should go first Lullaby" Sonic said. "Open it! Open it!" Nightrider began to chant. "OPEN IT OH GOD OPEN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hyper shouted and he flailed his hands spastically. "Oh boy I cant wait to see what it is!" she said as she began to throw off wrapping paper. She uncovered a box and opened it. Inside was a small kitten "AWWWW its so adorable Thank You Santa!!!!" The kitten licked Lullabys face and it was only a few seconds before Hyper started chanting "ME NEXT! ME NEXT! ME NEXT! ME NEXT!" "Ho Ho Ho ok Hyper go ahead" Santa said. Hyper ripped open the packaging as fast as he could. "OHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Hyper screamed as a baby pony flew out of the packaging "YES!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone watched it fly around for a minute. "My own Rainbow Dash
and its real Hooray!!!!!!" Everyone quickly lost interest in Hyper's present though when they saw NightRider opening his. "A PIE!!!! OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!? HOW DID YOU KNOW SANTA!?" "I have my sources Santa Zone said winking at Hyper. Next up was Sonic who received a BASS CANNON and Vinyl glasses. "yessssssssssssssssssssss" she uttered under her breath. "Santa do you have anything for me?" News asked. "Of course!" Santa said as he pulled one last gift out of his bag and she slowly took it. With anticipation the unwrapping began and then suddenly News face contorted into confusion. "WWhat....." there was a picture of Micheal Jackson in her gift along with a package of salt. "Next year don't be so salty News Ho Ho HO!!!!" Santa laughed. News pouted in the corner, sour over her gift. Hyper and Nightrider nudged each other "Santa we made something for you." They said pulling out a present from underneath the tree. "Really Boys! Ho Ho I'm so glad you are learning the true meaning of Christmas" "What the fuck is that supposed to mean." Hyper said "Yeah why is that so hard to believe?" Nightrider added. Santa Zone opened the present and tears began to fill his eyes. He held up a pair of booty shorts. "Just what I wanted...."
The End
