Steve and Amber

What went wrong?

It's been years since I have made an album or written any sort of song. They all say I am "unstable." Cody says they're wrong and whatever Cody says... is true. Cody says I deserve another gift and I should buy myself another guitar! Can never go wrong with too many guitars, right? I mean 23 synthesizers 11 microphones 16 violins 17 drum sets and like 25 electric guitars and 13 Amps. I have it all, but another guitar won't hurt. I grab some cash I had stored up and make my way to a random guitar store. I think I'll switch it up this time around. Maybe an acoustic guitar won't hurt. I pick one up and it's only... 40? I mean it's in great shape! You can't beat this guitar. I give the woman the 40 and take the guitar home. I make it home and immediately start playing. Holy shit this thing is beautiful... What was that? I hear a voice coming from somewhere, but I am the only one in the living room. I start looking around and again a woman with a soft voice says hello. I follow the voice and it's... The guitar!...

"Woah... Talk... you can talk."

She stops talking and again I am left in the dark. I sit her down on the side of the couch and get up and when I do, she talks again.

"Okay stop fucking with me... What's your name?"

She stays quite until she finally says her name which is Amber.

"Nice name who gave you it?"

"Grace."

That's the name of the woman who works there. What made her call Amber... Amber?

"You can trust me Amber don't be shy."

"Easier said than done."

"I get it I'm very shy... I know I don't seem like it."

As we talk, I start to get an idea of what I could do with Amber. A great one in fact! Before we can keep talking, I realize I forgot to tell Cody! 

"Sorry Amber I'll be back."

I go inside my room and encounter him before shutting the door behind me.

"Her name is uh Amber."

After we talk about who she is so far, I return to my conversation with her. Finally, after a few days we become friends. Every night before I go to sleep, I been thinking of ways to make her special... Extra special... Finally, I figured out what I wanted to do but now I need to explain it to her.

"Alright hear me out."

"Okay talk."

"I want to give you an upgrade."

"Sure, you don't have to ask just do it."

"Seriously? Alright stay here I'll be back."

I make my way to the basement and grab sandpaper and a small hand saw. I make my way to Amber and flipped her on her back. I start drawing and measuring and after a few hours I manage to make a hole on her back.

"So why the hole?"

She asks. I don't think I can tell her.

"I can't tell you it's a surprise."

"Whatever you say Steve."

"I gotta run to the store first then... Then I can show you."

 I nervously giggled to myself and soon got into my car and made my way to the gas station. I purchase condoms and soon get back home.

"What took you so long?"

"I wasn't even gone long."

I shut the door behind me and pick up Amber and sit her on my lap. I turned Amber around and let my fingers dance around the hole I made. It was still warm from the heat the sandpaper provided. I was so focused on the hole I didn't realize I was hard.