"H-hey Damien....!" Thomas says giggling and twirling its hair with its big blue eyes
"Hi Thomas! Why u so fucking weird bro!!!!" Xe says laughing his absolute big bullomcious buttocks off!!!!!!!!
"Hey guys~" the HOTTEST PERSON in the WORLD! Said to the both of them.
Thomas's heart was struck with one of cupids arrows. It opens its big blue eyes even wider and twirls it's hair even more than before!!
"W-woaah..." Thomas makes this face -> >-<
"U-ur kinda...kawaiiiii!!!!" It says crossing its legs and smiling it's big bright smile widely.
"Your mighty sexy yourself~" the hot person says grabbing Thomas's hands.
"W-wait a second!!! What's your name >^<!!" Thomas asks flustered.
"I'm Ollie," they say in its sexy deep voice.
"Uwahhh!!! Y-your voice is so hawwt!" Thomas replies.
"Ayo what the fuwck!" Damien says making the silliest face!!!
"Haha!! Silly Damien XD!!" Both Ollie and Thomas say together.
Then they start making out and Damien finds out he's going to die alone.
THE END!!!!