so like one day starli was on a date with zen idk and likr zen was like "hey bbg wanna go to the back" and starli blushed like "y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–y–yes" and they went to the back n like started to kiss or whatever and like Tab was being cancelled so he was working at the mc donalds they were at and he went to go get something and saw those homos kissing and was like "wtf" and kicked them out so they kissed in an alley and they went home and when they got older they had 893275938272532978 kids and 4 cats.
the end.