The goat looks at Shrek. They are having a staring contest. The goat smiles. The goat said "BEEEHHHHHHHH (You have 3 second to run)" Shrek panics. He immediately start running.
After 3 second, the goat start running. Shrek does some parkour while dabbing. The goat follows. After a while, Shrek gets to his house. The goat was here. The goat asks Shrek his name. Shrek says it then ask for his name.
The goat is called the goat. Shrek immediately fall in love after hearing his name.Such a charming name. Shrek then got a idea. He takes tea and give it to the goat. The goat drinks it.
The goat looks at Shrek with heart in his eyes. They jump on each other and start kissing. Shrek was happy. The goat was in love bc of the love potion Shrek put in the tea.
They make out aggressively. Shrek got a idea. They're gonna get married. He takes the goat and goes to get married.
I saw this fanfic in a dream so I hope y'all like it.
