There was Donkey at the wedding. He was jealous of the goat. He should be the one marrying Shrek. Donkey then got a idea.
The wedding was going great. Shrek was happy in the wedding dress. Beautiful. The goat put on a bikini. It was Shrek's idea. They were about to kiss when they hear a big boom. It was donkey.
Donkey got a nuclear bomb for his lover Joe Biden. They've been dating for 500 years. But Donkey always loved Shrek.
Shrek turn around to see Donkey. Donkey threw the nuclear bomb at the goat. The goat explodes. Shrek cries.
