It was the goat's funeral. Shrek was crying. The father of the goat was also here, Hitler. Shrek did a little speech.
"He was so so so so hot. It's a shame he died. I will never recover from the dead of my lover. I didn't even get to suck his pp. I'll never get to taste goat milk now. I'm sad"
Barney the dinosaur was here. Big daddy purple Dino goes to Shrek and said he can revive the goat. Shrek got so happy he got a boner. Daddy Dino got and revive the goat. The goat wake up slowly and looks at Shrek. They both kiss passionately.
Hitler, the goat's father, wanted to thank Barney for reviving his son. They end up going to a love hotel.
