the burger crawls out of the maccies fryer, climbing down the cabinet and escaping, landing on the maccies kitchen floors with a thump, MC's hand was burning, on fire, and it felt like they would soar out of the roof like a rocket. their burger slipped away, sliding through maccies, leaving a trail of beef in its wake as it left its creator alone. it slipped over to a small child, where it was ingested, becoming one with the tiny infantile human, and as they merged, MC flipped the burger, for one last time
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