let me set the scene. a dark room. rivers cuomo sits in the middle in a maid dress. matt sharp, pat wilson, and brian bell surround him. he looks anxious afraid of what is cumming his way.
"kitten, what did we say about breathing?" they asked in unity.
"no breathing unless daddy says so." rivers answers his balls got bluer by the second
"kitten, we will need to punish you." they said
"i know daddy." rivers' uwuness grew stwonger by the second. the group stared into his gigantic blue orbs. his eyes blinded them by being so bright.
then they had steamy hot sex for like 7 hours
rivers sat in the dark room alone, his holes ripped to shreds. they were gaping holes at this point. he could not sit.
"whatever daddy wants daddy gets" pat said in a deep voice
"uwu i will commit suicide if you dont shut the actual fuck up"
"thats going over the line kitten" brian joined pat in an even depper voice
"i could not care less owo" rivers said in an uwu voice
"kitten, daddy will get what hes looking for" matt said in a voice deep enough to summon satan himself
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??" the uwuness was spilling out of rivers likr expired milk on a hot summer day
