The Nordicks weren't home so iceland decided to invite hong kong bc he wanted the big fat donkey konG.
Iceland took his phone and dialed up the stupid fucking numbers but screwed up 5 times bc his yaoi hands are too big 4 the butttons.
"Nigga, get yo shitty asian ass over here bitch dadmark and the rest of those stoopid dawgs ain't here so hurry the fuck up."
l8er wen Hong Kong arrived, he saide:
"do u want this asian dick"
4 sum fking reason his pants and stupid-ass unicorn boxer disapeeered in thin aire.
"wOW U GOTTA BIG DONG KONG," Iceland said
"Ya I know, i gotta big-ass hoodeytoottoot, bitch fite me." Hong Kong said In Reply.
NOW THIS STUPID BITCH DECIDED TO POKE THE DONG KONG AND IT FUCKING EXPLODED AND EVERYONE DIED
RIP
rest in penis
the end
or like how swedish people say "the end,"
slut
