HOW TO MAKE A CHILD CRY: Number oneeee, eat tehir ice cream. Number twoooo, steal their toys. Number threeee, beat up their family until they're all either mush or dead and record yourself while you do so, then lock the child in a room with nothing but a tv with the video of their family and siblings getting beaten to a pulp. After that grind up all the skin and blood and anything as gross as possible in to a "strawberry smothie" and force feed it to the child. Number fourrrr, kick it. Number fiveeee, hurl it off a cliff. Number sixxxx, feed it to stray dogs because why not. Number sevennnn, feed it to Sevim to fulfill her really weird urges. Number eightttt, rent out a torture chmamber and torture it for a really unnecasary and cruel time. Number nineeee, strangle it but not at the same time, like strangle it form a few seconds then unstrangle and repeat the process. Number tennnn, leave it in a forest to try and fend off for itself. Number elevennnn, bury it alive in a coffin with limited air, and dig it up before it'll loose consincesnous. Number twelveeee, rip out it's finger nails with tweasers. Number thirteennnn, wax off all it's hair hair and body hair. Number fourteennnn, force it to go to school for a week straight and threaten to kill it if it told anyone. Number fifteennnn, Shove a knife in it's mouth. Number sixteennnn, pluck out all it's teeth. Number seventeennnn, Break it's legs and cut off it's feet. Number eighteennnn, stab it's eyeball with a pen and move the pen around, casuing as much pain as possible. Number nineteen, Make sure it hasn't died yet. Number twentyyyy, Make the child watch the video of their family dying, and putting it on repeat. Make sure the child looses all hope of every getting out. And when it's time... kill it. Smash that Like button and Subscribe to see more content like this!
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How to make a kid cry!
SpiritualThis is very slash j I promise I haven't made a kid cry (except for my siblings or that one kid I hit with a swing once, or that other time where I tried to drown my friend but she just ended up getting sick.)
