Negitoro: Miku x Luka One Shots

The Orange and The Mistake

"Stupid Len! Don't throw my things around! Stupid, stupid, stupid! You idiot, I warned you not to mess with my damn oranges, banana boy!" Rin throws her brother to the ground and pulls his arm behind is back. "Ow! That hurts, you orange-obsessed-bitch!" Len screams "Fine! Fine! I wont touch your stuff ever again!" "Aaaannddd???" Len looks up and sighs. "And I'm an idiot banana boy that loves his sister." Rin smirks and lets her brother go. "Yes you do." Then Rin stands up and runs towards the hallways where Len had thrown several oranges.

"Where are those rascals.. Dammit, Len!" Rin scowls at her brother in the other room, then brightens her face as she sees an orange in a room nearby. "Bingo!" Rin slowly walks towards the room, then stops, looking at the name tag for the room. "Megurine Luka. Oh! Luka-chan! She wouldn't mind, as long as I knock!" Rin skips towards the room, then knocks three times on the door. "Luka-chan! Stupid Onii-chan threw an orange into your room! May I grab it real quick?" Rin waits for a response before intruding. "U-Uh...Yeah! Give me a sec!" Luka calls from inside of the room. Along with Luka's voice, Rin hears several loud bangs and an "Ow!" that sounded like her Onee-chan, Miku. Luka runs towards the door and swings it open. "Is Miku-chan in here? What was that-" Rin frowns "Whats up with your hair? It's all messy."

Luka smiles nervously "Don't mind that, I was just sleeping." Luka runs towards the orange, picks it up and hands it to her sister Vocaloid. "Hmm...Well do you know where Miku is?" Luka's eyes widen "Hahaha nope! Not here! Haven't seen her today! BYE!" Luka slams the door. Rin laughs and walks away. Half way down the hall she hears a small noise, "Oh, Luka!" Rin's eyes widen. "Oh my god." Rin grins "Miku-chan and Luka-chan are doing it."

She runs towards her twin, smiling. Len looks up from his gameboy "What's with your face?" Rin laughs "Come with me!" She grabs Len's arm and tip toes down the hall, pushing Len's face to the door. "Listen, Len." Len leans in to the side of the door and hears Miku's voice. "Ah! Luka, please!" Len's face fills with a deep blush and pulls his head back, whispering. "Rin what the hell! Mind your buisness, don't make me look like a pervert!" Rin stands up and yanks the door open. "I knew it! You two ARE having sex!" Luka and Miku both look up, Luka on top on Miku's bare back. "Oh! Rinny-chan! Luka was giving me a massage on the back! Want one next?" Luka smiles as she digs her hand into the area between Miku's neck and shoulder blade. "Ah! Next there, Luka!"

Len stands up and his blush fades away. They both frown "Then why did you hide Miku from me, Luka?" Rin puts her hands on her hips. "Well, Miku was shirtless. I didn't want a pervert like Len seeing her like that!" Rin turns towards Len and throws an orange at his face, Miku blushing. "Len, you pervert!" They say in unison, Len running away. "It's because I'm a boy, right?!" He says sprinting away as and angry Rin, pissed Luka, and Miku wrapped-in-a-blanket, run after him.