Kiss meets axl Rose Wine

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kiss was just walking down da street minding their own business when he looks em up and he looks em down and he says "DO YOU KNOW WHERE DA FUCK YOU ARE" "da street?" Said eric singer "YOU'RE IN DA JANGLE BAYBE HYE GONNA DYIAAAAIIIIE" and so kiss beats up axl rose with a baseball bat they stashed up their asses for posture measurement and whoops his ass "its da street betch" says eric singer and whoops him harder than his dad did and so kiss leaves before pissing on him and walking out da street mindin they own bisness its game time mf and they dont think of it until Paul Stanley watches the news and it says "axl rose found unconscious in da street covered in wee" and paul stanley says "oh fucking gee lordy lordington i best bet be callin da boyz to tell em bout da news" and so he rings da boyz on up and here are each individual reaction
"holy fuck paul i cant beleef it" said eric
"Can't talk paul im turnin this hoes bowels inside out like a tony hawk trick" said gene
"by the gods! that is unbelievable!" Said Tommy
"aww cripes now's i gots to get axl a fuck you and a get better soon gift basket thats 40.50 down da drain dear"
"WHAT???" said Paul's wife
"go back to watching your soa poperas dear It's nothing to worry about"
back in da hospital axls drinking apple juice out of a sippy cup while his wife caresses his belly button lint
"me want more juicy juice"
"No axl you have to finish your sippy juice before you can have another."
"BUT I WAN IT NOWWWWWWWWAAAA JUNGLE WELCOME TO DA JANGLE WATCH ME BRING IT TO YA SHANAANANANANAMAMANSMANMAMAMKEEENEESSSNEEESSS I WAHAAWATCH YOU BLEED" as he gets very cwanky and has to eat his Flintstones melatonin gummy