El principio de todo

The beginning of everything

It all started when Cronus sneezed, he gave way to the origin of theplanets, first the Milky Way began to form, as Cronus was lactose intolerant,he decided to change the name to Cronosland, once he created the earth hedecided to play at creating life, first he created cyclopes, it was funny healso created the mermaids, so that there would be ugly and beautiful, but byaccident his ear fell off and from there the big 3 were born, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon.They decided to deceive Cronus to claim his inheritance, so they stole hispower and exile him to the Andromeda galaxy, then they decided to createeverything they could imagine, they created earth but they made it different,in some places the earth was black like oil, in other places it was gray inothers green and purple but this happened because Zeus was color blind and didnot believe his brothers, then Hades wanted to create beasts so he createdcattle but it was not just any cattle, it was cattle with intestinal problems,so they always had diarrhea and gas, neither Zeus nor Poseidon liked this atall because those animals gave off an incredibly strong smell and that madethem nauseous, so they got together and created hell, they sent Hades there forhis cattle and to annoy him they created a 3 headed dog that had bipolarity andmultiple personalities, so he could never tame the dog, now Poseidon had noidea what to do, just like the writer of this story, so he thought what to dofor eons, in the end he said: And if we make a fish, one that is scary but alsotender, so he created the pistol shrimp, it was giant, it was the size ofNoah's ark( by the way, Noah is not from this mythology xd), it was the size ofa T-Rex( is that Zeus really liked dinosaurs but only you and I know that ;) ),but he saw the power that the pistol shrimp had, he noticed that if the shrimpwas revealed he would kill him with one hit with his laser beam, so he decidedto shrink him, so he made him 3 centimeters, the shrimp was angry so every dayin the morning he burned Poseidon's big toe when he woke up in the mornings,Poseidon angry decided to make shrimp rice with him, going back to the originalstory, they had already created everything they could but they were empty, theythought: ¨and now what?, We have nothing to do and so much power for what? Ifwe have a dysfunctional family". So the big 3 decided to meet and talk, atthe beginning they did not talk to each other because they were angry with eachother, but then they were sincere, they realized the only thing they wanted wasto be together and be loved by their father, so they decided one thing, theywould get Cronos out of his exile and created a psychologist, the psychologisthelped them, but Cronos was very angry so he cheated everyone, stole his powerfrom his children, killed everyone and created an amusement park for himself.