Schneider and till and flake were all at tills cool underwater house. Why idk but they started doing some questionable acts.
Till and flake were raw dogging it and Schneider didnt have his lover boy Oliver because hes a fucking SKELETON because Paul is a dirty cannibalistic piece of street rat shit.
Flake was UNNECESSARILY LOUD.
Flake:AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTIIIIIILLLY WILLLLLLLYY MILLLLY BILLLY SILLLLLYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Till began shoving his extra extra large flame thrower into flakes ass and setting it off. Flake was okay cuz he dosent have any internal organs. And he's secretly flame proof but he doesn't tell that to till because he dosent want till to fucking torture him on stage.
Schneiders boner was exceptionally long and solid. Because he secretly had a kink for watching people put extra extra large flame throwers in their asses and setting them off.
Till was almost done but flakes fucking virgin ass asshole was like a goddamn vacuum cleaner and wasn't letting tills dickah go.
But till was okay because he secretly had a kink for people vacuum cleaning with their ass. He was excited to put use to his new vacuum cleaner later today.
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Paul and Richard returned to tills underwater house and they brought Oliver's skeleton with them, Schneider immediately ran to ollie's skeleton and began chanting fucking gay German bullshit to resurrect Oliver because Schneider was so horny that he really wanted Oliver to fuck him, (he was secretly jealous of flakes vacuum ass). Paul instantly turned so hard because he secretly had a kink for underwater houses, he started violently jerking off Infront of roachard Zee kay and then roachard grew so hard as well because he secretly had a kink for skeleton resurrection. In order to keep water from leaking into the house. It needs to be vacuum sealed and tills a FUCKING CHEAPSKATE so instead of using the vacuum that came with the house to keep it dry. He just straps flakes ass to the house system and it works very well.
Suddenly Oliver came back but he was a fucking poltergeist but that didn't matter cuz Schneider was so horny he was willing to fuck the ghost of his boyfriend.
Meanwhile with Richard and Paul, Paul was fucking sucking Richard off so hard that it almost compared to flakes vacuum ass, but thankfully. Till learned how to change the settings on flakes ass and now it was vacuuming on fucking overdrive level velocities
"AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH THE FLAMETHROWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!! ITS STILL IN THEEEEEEERE"
flake wouldn't stop fucking screaming because he's an inbred piece of shit.
Schneider began a double resurrection on Oliver's poltergeist to turn him back into a human,
"I hereby declare you, oliver riedel as a human"
Suddenly Oliver was human again and he dropped to his knees and start nibbling on Schneider's dick, so hard that he bit a piece of but Schneider was okay because he secretly had a kink for having small pieces of his dick bit off.
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!"
"FLAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
