(OP Haruto OC! x Waifu Harem!)
Author's Note: This story is based on Daitomodachi's Kakyoin Waifu Conniossuer and I wanted to try it out myself with my OC character.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story. They belong to their real respectiv...
(The first episode opens up with Kakyion's logo and title as we see the real him sitting down and looking at the audience with Daito with him in the background.)
Kakyion: "Despite being an ice Pokémon master, today's milf is sure...FIRE. Please welcome, Melony."
(The camera pans directing at Melony, the most beautiful thicc milf ice Pokémon trainer.)
Melony
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Melony: (giggling) "Oh my~ No, applause~ Talk about a COLD reception~"
(Kakyion laughs at Melony's pun.)
Melony: "I feel like being put on ICE right now~"
Kakyion: (He laughs once more before speaking.) "Okay, you can stop with the ice jokes now."
Melony: "Hey, Kakyion, maybe after this show, we should go back to my IGLOO."
(Melony was giving off a cringy vibe, causing Kakyion to start begging her to stop.)
Kakyion: "Please stop."
Melony: "But I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I'm ICE COLD!" (Her eyes turned from aqua to red and black color, causing the whole area to shake violently as Kakyion just can't stand the cringe anymore.)
Kakyion: "The cringe! The cringe!"
Daito: (Scene cuts to him vomiting a bit before pulling out his handgun and points at it Melony.) "You know what! Fuck this bitch!"
Kakyion: "No, Daito! We cannot shoot a waifu! They're protected under the government since President Obama!"
Daito: "Thanks, Obama."
Melony: (She is seen floating up in the wire while doing a T-pose by her presence.) "Don't worry, guys~" (She laughs.) "These jokes are just the tip of the ICEBERG!"
Kakyion: (fearfully) "Oh no!"
(However, before Melony could freeze the whole building with her cringe jokes, another member of the show walk inside the room.)
Haruto: "Yo, fellas! What's with all the shaking happening around her-" (He stops to see Kakyion hiding under the table and Daito holding onto something.) "What's happening here?"
Kakyion: "Haru, run! The cringe is too much!"
Haruto: "What are you talking about?"
Daito: "Long story short, Kakyion is doing a waifu interview or connoisseur with different anime and cartoon female characters. And one of them is floating up in the air telling terrible ice puns."
(Haruto looks up to see Melony is still floating as Melony notice the boy and goes to him.)
Melony: "Well, hello there~ Who might you be, cutie?~"
Haruto: "Haruto, Haruto Rabbit. And you are?"
Melony: "My name is Melony, darling~ It's ICE to meet you~"
Kakyion: (screams) "The cringe! Please make it stop already!"
Haruto: (He chuckles.) "Good one, Melony!"
Melony: (She was surprised that someone likes her ice pun.) "Ooh, you like my puns?~ Like to hear another one?~"
Haruto: (He shrugged.) "Sure."
Kakyion: "Haru, what the hell are you doing!?"
Haruto: "Oh harsh, Kakyion! I don't see what the big deal is!"
Melony: "Aw, don't be so COLD~ I'm just breaking the ICE~"
Haruto: (He laughs.) "Man, that's so COOL! If you know what I mean."
Daito: "NOT YOU TOO HARU!!!"
Kakyion: "Yeah, you're becoming that one character who makes bad puns! Like... The one from RWBY!"
(Enraged, Haruto dashes up to Kakyion, grabs him by the collar of his shirt and lifts him up.)
Haruto: (His red aura flows around his body as he yells at Kakyion.) "YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT YANG!!! I LOVE HER AND HER PUNS!!! IF SHE WAS HERE SHE WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! MANY OTHER PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HER PUNS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT REAL COMEDY IS!!! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL SHUT IT UP FOR YOU!!! GOT IT!?!"
Kakyion: (fearfully) "Y-y-yeah, I got it."
Melony: "Ooh, what a bad boy you are~ I like bad boys~ Got another one for me, handsome~"
Haruto: (He calmly drops Kakyion and turns to Melony, smiling.) "Sure. Besides these two over here, I'm COOL as ICE in this group!"
(While Haruto laughs at his own pun, Melony was looking at him with lust and hearts in her eyes, looking like she has found the perfect for herself.)
Melony: "Ooh, I like you already~"
(She walks toward Haruto while swaying her hips and once she gets close to him, she wraps her arms around Haruto's neck and hugs him gently.)
Melony: "In all my years of life~ I never met anyone who would love my puns to heart~"
Haruto: "Well, some people just don't fully understand comedy. Because to me, your puns are ICY hilarious!"
Melony: (She laughs.) "Say~ Want to go somewhere just the two of us can enjoy ourselves?~ I promise you, you'll have a COOLEST time with me around~"
Haruto: "I like the sound of that, Melony!"
(Melony, happily, takes off her hat and place it on Haruto's head as she pulls it down to cover his eyes than grab his hand. And just as he readjust the hat, he see's the beauty ICE queen herself without her hat.)
Melony: "Let's go and have some fun, shall we?~"
Haruto: "Yes, ma'am!"
(Melony giggles as her and Haruto leaves the scene, leaving Kakyion and Daito alone in a state of shock.)
Daito: "Well, would you look at that. He actually managed to stop Melony from freezing us." (He then looks around for Kakyion.) "Kakyion? Where are you, man?"
Kakyion: (Scene cuts to him sitting under the table, looking scared from Haruto's wrath from earlier.) "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."
Daito: "Whoa, looks like Haruto's anger must've broken him. Ah well." (He looks at the camera.) "Don't call ICE, we'll call you." (He then winks.)
