Haruto's Waifu Conniossuer

S1 E3: Fire Emblem's Pope Waifu

(We return back for another episode of Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur. We first see Kid Haruto is sitting between Melony and Lucoa, who were lovingly nuzzling both his cheeks, while we see Daito is looking at Kakyoin who somewhat looking at someone with a suspicious look.)

Daito: "What's the matter? I brought you a milf like you asked."

Kakyoin: "Yeah, I know. But there's something wrong with this one."

Kid Haruto: "Like what? She seems normal to me."

(Camera shifts to Rhea from Fire Emblem: Three Heroes.)

Rhea

Kakyoin: "I just can't put my finger on it."

Kid Haruto: "Jeez, you seriously don't know who she is after the point of this show of yours?"

Kakyoin: "What's your name again?"

Rhea: "My name is Rhea. Supreme Leader of the Church of Seiros."

Kakyoin: "Now, I know! She's a Jehova Witness!"

(Everyone looks at Kakyoin, dumbfounded.)

Kid Haruto: "This is exactly reason why you always get rejected by every milf you've seen and meet."

Daito: "And how did you get Jehova Witness from that?! She said she's a Supreme Leader of the Church of Seiros."

Kakyoin: "Jehova Witness, Church of Seiros, same thing."

Kid Haruto: "No, they're not, dumbass!"

Rhea: "Would you like to see our Goddess Sothis? Her beauty will be enough to get you to join?"

Kakyoin: "Well, we're getting close to the punchline, so sure."

(Rhea presents a picture of their Goddess Sothis to Kakyoin.)

(Kid Haruto, Melony and Lucoa were amazed by Rhea's beauty goddess.)

Kid Haruto: "Wow! She's a beauty!"

Melony: "She's beautiful!"

Lucoa: "She's so cute!"

(Rhea smiled at their comment with joy.)

Rhea: "Why thank you for your generous comments."

Kakyoin: (Disgusted) "Ewww, you worship a loli? Now I'm definitely not going to join."

Rhea: (Enraged) "I'll kill you!"

(Rhea, angrily, transformed into a dragon and starts attacking Kakyoin by bitting into him and tossing him around. Kakyoin continues screaming in the background with Kid Haruto, Melony and Lucoa cheering her on.)

Daito: (Talking to Seteth.) "So... which house has the best waifu?"

Seteth: "To prevent a waifu war in your comment section, I won't answer that."

Daito: "Pfft, pussy."

(Kakyoin gets thrown out of the window just as soon as Rhea reverts back to her human form.)

Rhea: "Sorry you had to see me like that. I get mad whenever someone disrespects my goddess."

Kid Haruto: "It's okay. Kakyoin can be an asshole at times and doesn't know when not to say stupid stuff that will piss people off. It's a reason why he's an idiot."

(Kakyoin painfully and weakly raises his hand, giving Kid Haruto the middle finger from the broken window.)

Kakyoin: (weakly) "F-Fuck y-you!" (He then drops his hand in pain as he groans from his injures he'd gotten by Rhea.)

Kid Haruto: (scoffs) "Likewise, dude. Likewise." (Turns to Rhea, smiling.) "So, Rhea, got any plans after this?"

Rhea: "Hmm, let me see." (Turns to Seteth.) "Seteth, do I have anything on my schedule to attend today?"

Seteth: (He pulls out his checklist.) "Hmm, so far, none, ma'am. Your schedule is clear for the whole day."

Rhea: (Turns back to Haruto, smiling.) "Well, then, it looks like I'm free for the whole day."

Kid Haruto: "Sweet! Because I want to take you somewhere where we can have fun and get to know each other along the way. Care to join me?"

Rhea: "Ooh, that sounds wonderful~" (She then goes up to Haruto and grabs his arm, hugging it gently.) "Lead the way, child~"

Kid Haruto: "Melony, Lucoa, you two wanna join?"

Melony/Lucoa: "Yes please!~"

(All four of them leave together as Daito watches them go.)

Daito: "Maybe Haruto should be the one in charge of the show since he's not like you, Kakyoin."

Kakyoin: (He spring up covered in shard glass and blood.) "LIKE HELL HE WILL!!! This is my show! Not his! Ack!" (He groans as he falls down and starts losing more blood.) "Hurry up, and c-call an a-ambulance!"

Daito: (sighs) "I'll get the first-aid kit."

(Fade to black)

Chapter cleared.