Garten of banban (game toons Too ) Oneshots...

Nothing is funny enough...part 1

( I don't own the art so credit goes to the artists...) [ Warning There will be signs of depression... self-harm..., and blood along with some little bits of gore...breakdowns... and with signs of autism ]

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3rd person's pov: Bittergiggle sat in his laboratory, finally giving up since he couldn't make the ultimate jokester even after the humans left them...Tears ran down his face as he felt an emotion...As what the humans called sad..? distressed...? He didn't know...he just...felt...hollow inside... he hugged a flower he got from Her Majesty herself as a gift for him and him alone when she still let him do what he was made for...now...He's on the run from Sheriff Toadster himself; after the humans made a rule not to make the queen laugh or else the...' Naughty' ones will get out... But he didn't believe it was even real! As he went to the table he overlooked a scalpel facing up on the table as he set his hand where the scalpel was, he instantly pulled away feeling the pain while looking down at his palm...There smack in the middle was the scalpel.

BitterGiggles Pov: I looked down in pain seeing the scalpel within my palm bleeding what the humans called blood, It hurt so I slowly grabbed it "* hiss " Ugh...!" I got it out but my palm was now bleeding...I Wrapped the bandage on my palm but when I got that cut I felt... satisfied...like as if I was...whole again...I-I need more...I picked the scalpel back up before cutting my wrist...It didn't hurt anymore, but why did it feel so good..? I-I wanna do it more...m-maybe just one more? 

3rd person's pov: Bitter giggle slashed at his wrists with the ache for satisfaction and the feeling of being whole again but it wasn't enough he cut his legs down the ankles he cut some little bits of his mascot-like skin off as blood mixed with gevanium came out of the wounds; once he was tired and finished he had completely went overboard on the whole 'cutting one more' thing...He grabbed some bandages before exiting the lab as he heard the muffled voice of sheriff toadster along with an Opila chick and...A human!? Bittergiggle gasped as he covered his mouth before meeting this human in person... 

( after the whole encounter along with getting hit by Sheriff's toadstars ) 

He was in so much pain; first, the pain added on now that he had 2 F*cking toad stars in his stomach as he would need to remove them He pulled out the first one along with some gevanium & blood poured out a bit as he was about to pull out the second one he heard his lab door open; he turned to see sheriff toadster standing there with a rope in his hands "I've finally caught you, Bittergiggle" He came closer as Jester backed up into a corner; he was caught...Found, about to get tied up and put in a confined chamber...Bittergiggle was glad he put bandages on his cuts as he also had a parcel on his waist; inside the parcel were a couple of knives, a lot of bandages along with some notebooks pencils, and sharpeners as the sheriff got closer finally tieing up his hands behind his back, the jester of the kingdom after finally being caught as sheriff toadster lifted him up on his shoulder as he walked back to the lift to take jester back to the kingdom since he'd been finally caught after years of bitter-giggle being loose on the kingdom; Once they made it to the cells bitter-giggle was tossed into one of the cells the glass coming down locking him completely in the room "I've finally caught you bitter giggle it's time you spend your time with the law." Bittergiggle watched as Sheriff Toadster left to go tell Her Majesty the Queen. He Pulled out a knife before freeing his hands from the rope 'At least now I have something to bite on to keep my screams of pain silent' bitter-giggle thought...

( gore and blood along with some depressing thoughts so warning skip this part please )

Bitter-giggle then shoved the rope into his mouth before pulling out the scalpel and turning his back to the glass Sitting in a criss-cross spot back facing the viewing glass he moved the scalpel at his wrists 'I forgot about the bandages and that sheriff star' jester removed the star from his chest setting it in his lap as he removed the bandages he could hear queen Bouncelia & Sheriff toasters voices yelling at him; [YOU ARE NOT FUNNY ENOUGH! ] *Slice* [You nothing but an annoyance jester] *cut *  [you are worthless] * slash * [You not funny enough] *stab * [I can't believe you live in this kingdom ] Bitter giggle kept hearing the voices as he kept cutting his arms not even noticing the presence of sheriff toadster coming to his cell with the queen [ go die in the cellar and rot! ] Jester had tears coming down his eyes as he cried silently it looked like he was rocking back and forth in the corner he was actually causing himself self-harm "I-I feel s-s-so..."  Bitter-giggle never felt so whole in his entire time working for the queen until he heard gasps and some voices but didn't hear it "Sheriff, what's wrong with Bitter-giggle?!" " I Don't know your majesty! He looks so insane! " Jester panted as he finally stopped cutting satisfied with being whole again he turned his head to look at them with psycho eyes...

"I-I FEEL SO WHOLE".....