Twisted [BatJokes]

Chapter 4

--Batman--

Joker has been an interesting guest thats for sure. I found him upside down on the couch reading an rightside up book so it was upside down in his eyes. Alfred said he had been like that for about an hour and before was doing cartweels down the hall with a knife held in his mouth by the handle and had no shoes.

I sit in the batcave in my batsuit when the Justice League calls. I take the call to see everyone sitting around a large table.

"Hey Batman!" Everyone says and I can't help but roll my eyes. "What do you want?" I ask not in much of a mood for small talk. Clark sighs. "We have noticed that all of the criminals in your area have dropped off the map."

I nod. I go to say more when the door to the batcave opens out of view of the justice League and Joker enters. "Hey Bats! Alfred wants to know how long you gonna be down here?" Joker asks and everyone looks at me confused.

"Is that Joker?" Diana asks and I groan. "I had a thing or two to do with their dissipearance." I say as Joker comes into screen with his twisted grin with new makeup on. Joker holds my seat and peers over my shoulder. "Ooooh, nerd squad! What fun!" Joker says as I push him out of screen and he laughs his crazed laugh.

"Mind explaining?" Barry Allen asks as Joker comes back into screen with an angry face. "What is with you and Harley pushing me around, litteraly!?" Joker asks but I ignore him. "Someone tried to kidnap Joker and Harley in the same month as four top criminals go missing. Twoface, Penguin, Ivy, and Carwoman... Joker luckily was able to get my attention." I explain.

The heroes look at Joker who had found interest in one of my prototype gadgits on the table. "Bats, what does this do?" Joker asks as I quickly get up and take it from him. "None of your buisness, get out." I say and Joker grins crossing his arms.

Joker smirks glancing over at everyoone before looking back to me.

--Joker--

"Is Batman gonna throw a tantrum like when I got away a few months ago durring that highst?" I ask and Bruce obviously didn't like that. "Are you going to get yourself killed in about ten seconds like you almost did with that bomb a year ago? You nearly killed Harley, Penguin, and Riddler." Bruce shoots back and that didn't sit well.

Bruce and I stare daggers at eachother before I turn and walk away. "Fine, have it your way! You can't put away a criminal to save anyones life! I've escaped how many times with every other criminal?! Good luck protecting Gotham like you did your parents!" I yell and Bruce stands silent as I dissipear behind the door.

I walk past Alfred who had heard everything. "You can tell Bats I went out for a walk... I'll be back, I have nowhere else to go." I tell him and Alfred gives a worried look as I enter Bruces room and take my guns from his drawer.

I leave the manner, pulling a pack of ciggerets from my pocket and lighting one as I walk through the city, I hide among the alley ways.

--Batman--

I stand shocked by Jokers words, blinded by anger. I turn to the Justice League who also sits in silence. "I've been helping with that bipolar clown and I've hid every other criminal! There's your update!" I yell at them walking over at the computer. "Br-" I turn off the computer before they can even finnish. I throw the small gagetinto the wall as Alfred enters.

"Mr. Joker has left the manner and is walking out in the city..." Alfred informs me and I turn to him quickly. After taking a moment to calm myself, I sigh, still very agitated and hurt by Jokers words. "I'll find him... I have to before he gets himself killed." I say through gritted teeth. Alfred nods. "Tred lightly with Mr. Joker... Something I've realized is that he gets very deffencive with small things and tends to not think before he does or says things." Alfred says anunciating that one word and leaves.

I take off my vigilantee suit, it's day and everyone would very much notice me if I were to go out in it. I place on my normal day suit and get in my normal car before going out to search for Joker...

Damned clown... Joker better not be dead, Harley would kill both of us if she found out he left and I didn't find him.
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