5. Bf: Hey I don't think this is going to work out. I am breaking up with you, sorry.
Gf: Whatever! You will find someone like me!
Bf: That's the point.
Gf: ............
6. Me: I hit a bunny mom..
Mom: Oh No, Easter is cancelled... Thanks a lot.
Me: MOM!!! :"(
Mom: Oh my god!!
Me:STOP! He ran out in front of me... What was I supposed to do?
Mom: Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the Bunny Trail. OH NO! Here comes Courtney! *SPLAT*
7. Me: Mum
Me: Mummy!
Me: Mummy it's really important!
Mum: What do you want it's three in the morning.
Me: I farted!
Mum: Just one normal child that is all that I ask for.
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
MizahJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
