[Deidara x Reader] Diary One-Shot

You were reading an interesting book on the couch of the Akatsuki when you heard a loud and angry voice in the air.

"TOBIIII-!!!"

BOOM! BOOM!

You face-palmed yourself and turned a bit to see a wailing Tobi running for dear life as a red-faced Deidara caught up to him. He made a grab for Tobi's collar, but missed and groaned loudly. Tobi managed to run frm Deidara's grasp and clung to you, whimpering pitifully,

"What's going on?" You asked with slight annoyance. Everyday seems to be Deidara throwing bombs at Tobi for something he did, and Leader was already close to dying from the ruckus.

"_____-chan! Senpai was yelling at mee...." Tobi wailed.

"That's because, you were messing with my stuff!! Un! Now give me back my book!" Deidara retorted.

"What book?" You curiously asked. You were really suspicious of what Deidara means by 'book.' It's not like he reads, anyway.

"You mean your diary?!" Tobi chirped. First he's crying, and now he's being happy? The fudge?

"Gah- TOBI!!!" Deidara roared. A hint of blush seeped on his cheeks. What?!

"Deidara-senpai has a diary?" You wondered outloud.

"Wah-?! No, it's not a diar- UGHHHHHH!!!" Deidara roared. Is he ok?

"Anyway, stop fighting, and Tobi, give back senpai his 'book.'" You commanded.

"Hai~!"

You returned to your reading as Tobi handed back the 'book' to Deidara. Muttering angrily, Deidara snatched his book back and stalked off to his room.

Oh boy...

{Time Skip}

"Senpai?" You called. No answer.

It was dinner, and Konan told you to get Deidara, since she was kind of worried. Deidara usually shows up first for dinner.

Knocking softly twice, you turned the door knob to find it unlocked. Woah...

Slowly opening the door, you found Deidara sleeping on his desk with a yellow book next to him. Wasn't that the book Deidara asked for earlier?

As a curious lad, you peered over the writing of this book and read.

Dear Diary,

Today was as terrible as !@#. Un. Tobi freaking stole my diary. And the worst part is that he read it! Un. Now he knows that I like _____-chan and stuff. I was going to kill him, but _____-chan stopped me before anything got out of hand. Maybe I should be grateful.

I can't believe I even fell in love with _____-chan. It's a good thing I hid that from her. Un. I bet she doesn't suspect anything. Yet. She already knows I have a diary. I hope she accepts my feelings, though. Un. I can't seem to tell her. Maybe I'm scared that maybe our relationship will fall down the drains. !@#$

She always has such beautiful [hair color] hair and [eye color] eyes. She's a work of art. It's better than Danna's or mine. Un. If only she knew-

And that was it. It surprised you that Deidara had feelings for you. It was crazy. You liked Deidara, since he seemed to make you smile at times, and you fell in love with him, but you were afraid. You were also afraid that Deidara might not like you that way..

Shaking away from your thoughts, you shook Deidara's shoulders slowly to wake him up.

"Senpai, dinner's ready~." You sang.

Gruting, Deidara finally woke up and was shocked to find you so close to him. He hid his blush, so you didn't know and half-shouted, "_____-chan! What are you doing here?!"

"Dinner's ready." You repeated.

Feeling relieved, Deidara saw his diary open and slammed it shut.

"Um.. Uh.. ______-chan... did you.. uh-"

"Yes, I did, senpai. I'm... sorry..."

Seeing his face fall a bit, you hugged him tightly and said, "I-I like you, too, senpai..."

You could imagine Deidara's shocked expression as he heard your little confession, and slightl smirked.

"You really do?" He asked as he hugged back.

"Yeah. I do. In that way." You smiled innocently.

"Un. So..."

"So I'm officially yours, senpai."

Feeling your heart, Deidara smiled happily and kissed your lips with slight passion and more gently. It felt so heavenly....You were in heaven with Deidara, the one you love...

{At the dinner table!}

"Where are those, two?" Konan asked.

"Maybe they're doing 'something.'" Hidan said.

"Like what?" Tobi asked.

"You'll know when you get older," Sasori replied, sweating a little.

Don't worry, nothing !@#$#%%@%^& going on. Just kissing. Honest. /wink/