Haruto's Waifu Conniossuer

S1 E6: The Angriest Pokémon Waifu You'll Ever See

(We start another episode of Haruto's Waifu Connoisseur with Haruto and his friends.)

(However...)

???: "Why hello there. Today's show is going to be a little different..."

Bea

(Bea is seen talking to the audience as we zoom out to see Kakyoin, Daito, Haruto and Astolfo are seen tied up and bound down by chairs while Haruto's Harem are dangling inside a cage above them.)

Bea: "Today, I decided to hijack the show to deliver... a message. One. Very. Message." (She stomps down her feet in anger as the whole building shakes.) "STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FEET YOU HORNY FUCKS!!!"

Haruto: (from o,c.) "Holy shit!"

Bea: "EVERYWHERE I GO I HAVE PEOPLE SAYING HOW MUCH THEY WANT TO LICK MY FEET!!! HOW MUCH THEY WONDER IF THEY TASTES LIKE FRUIT OR IF IT TASTES LIKE CHEESE!!! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO KNOW IF MY FEET TASTE LIKE CHEESE!?!"

Kakyoin: "Question; why don't you wear shoes?"

Haruto: "I wouldn't say that if I were you, dumbass!"

Bea: (She angrily punches Kakyoin, knocking him out.) "Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" (She looks back at the audience.) "THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU HORNY BASTARDS TALK ABOUT MY FEET AGAIN I'M GOING TO SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!! THEN AHAIN SOME OF YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT!!! SO NEVER MIND!!!" (She walks away in anger.)

Daito: "Can...someone untie us?"

Kakyoin: "Speak for yourself! It's just like my Friday nights."

Harem: (Disgusted) "Err, gross!"

Haruto: "Shut up, you idiot!" (He then tries shaking the chair back and forth.) "Maybe if I can shake a little..."

Astolfo: "Be careful, dude. Bae might come back any minute now."

Haruto: (He moves the chair a bit forward, causing him to fall down onto his face.) "Ow, damn!"

Harem: "Haruto?!"

Astolfo: "You okay, Master?!"

Haruto: "Yeah, I'm fine. Just need to..." (He then see's a pair of feet in front of him and looks up to see Bea looking at him with a glare.)

Bea: "What do you think you're doing?"

Haruto: "What does it look like? Getting out of these ropes!"

Bea: "Are you trying to stare at my feet?"

Haruto: "So, what if I am? You left us here still all tied up!"

Bea: "You're still staring at them!"

Haruto: "And whose fault is that!"

(Bea clenches her teeth in anger.)

Lucoa: "Sweetie, watch out!"

Melony: "Yeah, she's about to CHILL her temper again!"

Haruto: "I'm not scared!"

Rhea: "Bea, dear, please calm down. Haruto is not staring at your feet. He was just trying to get himself free from being tied up."

Haruto: "Besides, I really prefer thicc thighs than feet."

Bea: (She blushes after hearing Haruto said that and calms herself.) "R-really? You prefer thighs than feet?"

Haruto: "Yeah. Haven't you heard the saying "Thighs save lives!"? That's what I like about thighs."

Bea: (She then looks at her thighs.) "I see. Well, what do you think of mine? Do they peek your interest?"

Haruto: "To be quite honest, your thighs look smaller than Melony and Lucoa." (Bae gets angry when a vein appears on her neck.) "But they do look firm and sexy."

Bea: (She calms down and blushes once more.) "R-really? You mean it?"

Astolfo: "Oh totally! My master's right! And if you wear a sexy dress, I bet that people can tell they will be less focused on your feet and more of your thighs! Isn't that right, Haruto-senpai?"

Haruto: "Yeah, that's exactly right!"

Bea: (She calmly forms a smile.) "W-well, I do have a dress back home. As long as it's only you, I don't mind showing it."

Haruto: "W-wait, Bea. Are you asking me out? Like on a date?"

Bae: "S-so what if I am! Do you accept?"

Haruto: "Umm..." (He then looks at his Harem and Astolfo nodding yes while Kakyoin nodding no. He then looks back at Bae.) "Yeah, why not."

Bea: (She cheers in joy and excitement.) "YES!!!" (She then remain calm; clears throat.) "I-I mean, cool. I'll see you later at 12 pm in the afternoon. Don't be late." (She then walks away.)

Haruto: "Uhh, hello! Aren't you forgetting something?!"

Bea: (She turns back to see Haruto still tied up; chuckled nervously in embarrassment.) "Oh, yeah, right." (She goes over and unties Haruto, getting him back up.)

Haruto: "Thanks, Bea."

Bea: "No problem. See you later, handsome~" (She then finally walks away.)

Haruto: "She surely is a keeper."

Astolfo: "She sure is. Now, Master. Could you get us out of here?"

Harem: "And get us out of this cage?"

Haruto: "On it."

(Haruto starts freeing everyone as his Harem kisses Haruto by the lips and gets a hug from Astolfo. Then, Haruto leaves to get ready for his date with Bea.)

Kakyoin: "How does Haruto do it? Gaining all of these waifus before me?"

Daito: "Because he's not like you. Maybe Haruto should be the star of the show."

Kakyoin: "HELL NO!!!"

(Kakyoin suddenly gets electrocuted by something and he was unconscious out cold. Daito looked to his right to see Pikachu Libre, Haruto's Pokèmon.)

Kanna

Daito: "Hey, Kanna. Looking for Haruto, eh?"

(Kanna nods with a smile.)

Daito: "He's going out right now. In the meantime, how's about I give you something to eat until he gets back?"

(Kanna rapidly nods in excitement.)

(Fade to black)

Chapter cleared.