Haruto's Waifu Conniossuer

S1 E7/Finale: Total Drama's Thickest and Dumbest Blonde Princess

(We are back with another and last episode of Season 1 of Haruto's Waifu Connoisseur. We can see Kakyoin is sitting with a huge smile on his face.)

Kakyoin: "Hello there, everyone! We are back and this is going to be the last episode for this first season! Today, we will interviewing the thickest and beautiful woman on this show! Please welcome the Dumb Princess, also known as Lindsay from the Total Drama series!"

(Camera shifts to Lindsay, who is smiling and waving at the camera.)

Lindsay

Lindsay: "Oh my~ Why hello there, everyone. It's totes so nice to be here."

Kakyoin: "So, Lindsay, you must be very excited to be here. Can you tell us about yourself?"

Lindsay: "Well, I do like shopping and I am quite popular of the Total Drama series. I was popular along the cast, actually."

Kakyoin: "Interesting. So, Lindsay, have you ever gone out with a real man before?"

Lindsay: "Well, I have fallen in love with Tyler, but I'd eventually broke up with him for some reason. I also have fallen for Cody, Alejandro, Justin and Trent, but they were taken already or not interested in me. Why'd you ask?"

Kakyoin: "Well, maybe you and me could go out and grab a bite to eat~ Then later we could to go a motel and buy a room where I can show you my dick and take you to heaven~"

Lindsay: (giggling) "While I do appreciate the offer, but I have to decline it."

Kakyoin: "Aww, why not?"

Lindsay: "Because you're totes not my type." (Kakyoin falls out in despair.) "Besides, I want someone who is big, strong and handsome. That way I can hold him, lift me up with those strong arms and show him a good time in bed with his big, fat dick~" (sighs) "Too bad there's not one here."

(That's when Haruto and Astolfo returned from their guy's night out as they happily entered the scene and greets Lindsay with a wave.)

Haruto: "Well, hello there, Lindsay!"

Astolfo: (in awed) "Holy shit! You're thicc as fuck! Has the artist VanillaDream34 did this to you! If so, he did an awesome job with it!"

(When Lindsay turned around to see the boys, she froze as her heartbeat pounded and her eyes widen with pink hearts in them due to seeing Haruto in person.)

Lindsay: "Wow... Who is that?"

Daito: "Oh, that's Haruto Tsukamoto. One of the members of our show and also a chick magnet."

Lindsay: "Haruto? What a nice name~" (She gets out of her seat and walks up to the boys, greeting Haruto.) "H-hi, Haruto!"

Haruto: "Hello, Lindsay. How are you?"

Lindsay: "I-I'm like doing great. You know me?"

Haruto: "Well, duh! Everyone knows you! You're the most popular girl in Total Drama and I'm one of your fans!"

Lindsay: (gasps) "You are?"

Haruto: "Yeah!"

(Lindsay was very happy to hear that Haruto is actually a big fan of her and she hugs him tightly in pure happiness, earning a soft groan from him. Then she did something that shocked everyone in the room. Lindsay just straight pulls Haruto into a soft passionate kiss on the lips, making Haruto jolt his eyes widen and Astolfo took out his phone, taking a picture of them kissing while Lindsay caressing his crotch.)

Haruto: (He soon jerk away from kissing Lindsay.) "Whoa, Lindsay, what are you doing?! Ain't your kiss supposed to be for Tyler?"

Lindsay: "Tyler who?"

(Haruto give Lindsay a blank look before facepalming himself in dumbfounded.)

Lindsay: "Can you do me a favor, Haruto?"

Haruto: "What?"

Lindsay: (She hugs Haruto by the right arm.) "I want you to make love with me~"

Astolfo: "Ooh ooh! Can I join too?! Maybe we can have a threesome! That'll make things more fun!"

Lindsay: "Like, okay!~"

Haruto: (sighs) "Well, since you'd asked nicely and I don't want to be rude, let's do it."

Lindsay: "YAY!!!"

(Later that night, inside a motel, we can see Astolfo and Haruto are having fun fucking Lindsay in bed as she was sucking on Astolfo's boner and getting her pussy drilled by Haruto's boner in a Doggy Style position. She was having the time of her life as she was moaning from her lips and already came on herself when the two boys started fucking her. Haruto and Astolfo gave each other's high-fives as they thrusts themselves into Lindsay's holes. And once they felt their limit is approaching, without warning, they soon release their load into Lindsay, which made her moaned as she took them all in like a champ.)

(Afterwards, Lindsay is seen laying on the bed with semen all over her body and she was forming a goofy smile on her face. Haruto and Astolfo can be seen laying between her.)

Haruto: "How do you like that, Lindsay?"

Lindsay: "I...love...you...daddy~"

Astolfo: "I say she'd enjoyed it, Master."

(Fade to black)

Chapter cleared.

Author's Note:
-This is the last episode for Season One. Stay tuned for Season Two.