That One Night

I knew I fucked up when I went to that club knowing damn well I ain't no club person. But naw listening to my home girls done got me knocked up and engaged. Sound bad doesn't it especially for a Tom boy like me. But it's cool I'm still with this 6'5 giant. I wasn't worried about no man at this time I just wanted to get my life together. I use to being outside with the boys I never even seen a penis before. My family always thought I like girls because of my demeanor but wasn't they mistaken when I announced I was pregnant.

             1 month before
Tiffany: Hey mom you seen my keys
Diana: No, where is the last place you had them
Tiffany: I don't remember.... Never-mind I found them
    Phone ring
Tiffany: I got it !
Hello,
The person-on the phone: Hello is Ms. Diana in?
Tiffany: Mom it's for you!
   (  Give Mom the phone)
Tiffany: I'll see you later! Going out with the girls.

At the restaurant

Kenya: Ouuuuu someone birthday next month! We turning up!
Tiffany: Girl no I probably just order a pizza and chill with my family
( Kenya was my best friend. We knew each other since diapers. She was more extreme than me)
Kenya: Girl who raised you the Pope? Goodness, you never want to do anything fun. How you think you going to get that itch scratched
Tiffany: unlike you and Brittany I can control myself.
( She was right though it was this sudden itch I had to be touched by a man. But I wasn't going to let her know that.)
Brittany: Hey hoes!!!!!
Kenya: Girl where was you last night. I was calling and  texting you.
Brittany : Girl you should already know.
Tiffany: Let me guess Maurice house.
Brittany : Naw girl Im passed him I was with Jason.
Kenya and Brittany: WHO THE HELL IS Jason. Brittany.
( Brittany got around but that was my girl she always made me feel better when I was down and didn't know what to do.)
Brittany: My new man.
Kenya: Now how long you been talking to him Brittany.
(Brittany and Kenya always going at each-other throat. They love each-other though I think.)
Brittany: About a week
Kenya: Let me guess someone from your hoe job.
Tiffany: Kenya!!!!!
Kenya: What!
( Brittany was a dancer at the club Jungle)
Brittany: So dancing is being a hoe Kenya.
Kenya: I heard about some of the dancers there.
Brittany:That doesn't mean that's me Kenya. I'm so sorry I can't have a job like you in your fancy suits and intellectual talk.
(Kenya was a social worker. Like the top Social worker)
Brittany: Speaking of my hoe job. Someone birthday coming up and I took that day and made reservations for us.
Tiffany: Naw I told Kenya ima just order pizzas and chill at the house with my family.
Brittany: What you the Bishop daughter. Girl you will be 25. You got to turn up.
Kenya: I told her the same thing.
Tiffany: Y'all know I don't do clubs. So why would I.
Brittany and Kenya: GIRLLLLLLLL!!!!
Kenya: You going! End of story.
Tiffany: I got to go.
( Tiffany leaves)
Kenya: She going.
Brittany: Definitely
   ( Back at home)
Tiffany: MOM you here!
(Call Diana)
Diana: Hey sweety I had to work so I'll see you later.
Tiffany: Its okay. Have a goodnight at work mom.
( Hangs up the phone)

Next day

*Cell phone ring*
Tiffany : Hello.
Diana: Hey sweety
Tiffany: Hey mom how was work.
Diana: It was crazy
(My mom was a RN on the night shit at the hospital).
Tiffany: Mom it's a hospital what you expect.
Mom let me tell you about Kenya and Brittany they trying to get me to go to the club where Brittany work.
Diana: Girl go!!!
Tiffany: But
Diana: you about to be 25 Tiffany you grown.
Tiffany: Ma I don't know.
Diana: Girl go!!
Tiffany: Fine. You coming over here.
Diana: Tiffany what was the point of moving out if you always want me over there. You need to get you a special girl to come over there with you .
Tiffany: Ma I don't like girls.
Diana: You say that lol.
Tiffany: MAA!!!!!! Lol
(Told y'all)
Diana: Girl go to work.
Tiffany: Fine
( Brittany call)
Tiffany: wassup girl
Brittany: what you doing right now
Tiffany: Getting ready for work. What's wrong.
Brittany: I need to talk to you.
Tiffany: Okay come over
(Door open)
Tiffany: Damn what you were sitting outside:
( Brittany crying)
Tiffany: What's wrong boo
Brittany: Tif Jason lied. I'm so stupid.
Tiffany: lied about what Brit.
Brittany: He married with 5 kids. I might get around Tif but I don't feel good messing up anyone's relationship. Like that not cool. I called his phone and some women picked up. I asked who she was she said his wife. I apologized and told her I was sorry. I was feeling him too Tif.
Tiffany: its okay Brit you didn't know.
(consoling her)
Brittany: I just don't know. Maybe your party next month will help.
Tiffany: Girl really. You get on my nerves lol. I got to go to work I'll see you later bookie. You know where everything is.

(At work)
(I'm a bartender at this popular restaurant here Open Door)
Shaun: Hey beautiful
( Shaun was my annoying Coworker. Who always tried to hit on me)
Tiffany: Shaun really that's unprofessional.
Shaun: we can make it professional mommy
Tiffany: See you, Shaun
(This night took forever goodness)
Shaun: So we're off now is it still unprofessional to come home with you?
Tiffany:  Goodnight Shaun.
Shaun: Come on Tif. What am I ugly or something?
Tiffany:  I never said that Shaun we work together no. Have a good night.
( It not that Shaun not handsome or maybe a good guy just he give me weird vibes)